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Homer and Lisa’s relationship is one of my favourite things ever. He spent this entire episode trying to convince Lisa that she was beautiful, and he insisted to Marge that he wasn’t just saying it as a father, he genuinely believed that Lisa was the most beautiful girl in the world. Not to mention the fact that this episode ripped the shit out of the idea of child beauty pageants and how the self esteem of girl’s is diminished in general.

feministidol-deactivated2016030

#lol #rofl #love this #haha #nice guys

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nocturnalwombat

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high.

I was wondering when I’d see gifs of this. It’s my favorite interview ever!

amoyed

when someone “jokingly” steals food from your plate

silverwingofoldoak

This gif cracks me up

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mikaelagreen

Surprisingly, I am still seeing the IT-Guy. Yes, that's almost long-term for me. Good for me!

I can't really call him my lover though. I think we talk to much for that..and go out for dinner too often.

And he didn't get my super funny Valentine's Day joke when I texted him on Valentine's Day morning: Where is my present??! after knowing him for 3 weeks (it's funnier when you know that nobody here really celebrates or gives gifts von Valentine's Day over here...)

He actually asked me when we met again, whether I was serious or not because he wasn't sure.

In hindsight, I should have said "of course, I was serious!" and ask which date to save for our engagement party.

Well, let's see where this story goes...

#thedatingescapade #dating #romance #valentine's day #lover #relationship

firstglancefeelings

thedatingescapade-blog

I don't even have to add anything here..

#thedatingescapade #dating #online dating

unbear

Date a boy who likes to cuddle. Date a boy who will keep you warm at night. Date a boy who is the strong, silent type, with a real wild streak who likes to climb trees and sometimes runs around for no reason. Date a boy with a soft, fuzzy chest and a really cute nose. Date a boy who is a cat.

Awkward or not awkward..

The last guy I've met through online dating asked if he could give me the number of one of his friends because he thinks we would get along.

He already mentioned this guy on the date after I told him that I don't think we will work out like that.

The description of the guy: Tall, Handsome, Intelligent.

I do find this a bit awkward, but I guess I'll ignore the weirdness of a situation for any THI-Guy these days..

(Yea, you guys don't have to point out that I will probably be disappointed)

#thedatingescapade #online dating #thi-guy #dating #awkward #awkward date

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claudiagray

Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted.

Back to Old-Fashion-Dating

After what felt like ages of online-dating-abstinence (it might have been only...two weeks?!), I had a date again. With a guy, who I thought might become my new lover, just that that didn't happen..

I still got nicely drunk and so made my way to meet friends and party hard:

I met the IT-Guy when I opened a toilet door assuming it was empty (this is not super weird as most toilets in the clubs here are generally unisex), but, of course, it wasn't. So when the guy came out, we smiled at each other, and he actually waited for me to come out again. We planned to go dancing, only to lose each other already on the way because I might have gotten super excited to see my friends again...

But we met again shortly before I was ready to leave and we kissed and I asked him if we shouldn't just go to his place. He thought that was a splendid idea, surprisingly.

I always come up with great ideas.

And we did go to his place. And we had an excellent morning, noon and afternoon until I decided to leave just to get home and wonder why I left in the first place.

If this isn't romantic, I don't know what is!

I thought he could become my new lover, but the next time we met, we only.... cuddled.