ShortShiteoftheShire

Cats make everything better.

[dogpuppy]

[thedemonmidget]

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[glasshomewrecker]

Everyone should be aware of nitter.net

for any address to twitter you can replace the “x.com” with “nitter.net” and you will be able to browse as if you have an account. Lifesaver.

Similarly, imginn.com works for most Instagram addresses. I still haven’t found one for Facebook.

[its-emimi]

Happy Pride month! 🌈

[this-onegoes]

- Blythe Baird

[aw-hawkeye-no]

Me, chewing on my Bad Decisions™ Bagel in the corner:

The Universe: What’s that in your mouth?

Me, chewing faster:

The Universe: I said, WHAT THE FUCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH

[kingartsybanana]

If Backrooms was a children’s book

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[carnivallsarchive]

starting a collection

[kyri45]

HAPPY IAD DAY EVERYONE!💜🤍🩶🖤

Since explaining my sexuality usually results in people asking all kinds of uncomfortable questions, I keep with me the definition card and let it do the job for me, and I tell them I wont explain any further, because personally, it’s not their businessI’m a proud Ace, but that doesn’t mean I have to openly tell people I just met about all the details about my sexuality. Asexual people can masturbate, have sex, watch porn, be sex repulsive, neutral or positive. That doesn’t mean we have to tell you extensively if we do or are any of these as soon we tell you we are Ace. Please respect us regardless of our place in the spectrum💜

✨You can find the cards inside my Pride Deck! ✨

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[thedemonmidget]

Coversations between Astarion and my Tav Sayaka (human/fighter):

Astarion one day in camp, for no particular reason: "Darling, how would you feel if I grew a beard?"

Sayaka, out of morbid curiosity: "Are we talking a beard like Gale's, or...?"

Astarion: "Of course not, don't be ridiculous. Were I to grow a beard, it would be much more elegant and stylish."

Sayaka, after picturing this for a moment: "...Astarion, if you actually grow a beard, I won't be able to look at you without picturing Volo. I will no longer be able to take you seriously."

A FEW SECONDS LATER

Sayaka knelt down at Astarion's side, stroking his hair as he sobs indignantly into his hands: "I'm sorry...I took that too far."

Astarion mid sob: "You're so cruel...you could have just said that you didn't want me to have a beard!"

[thedemonmidget]

Coversations between Astarion and my Tav Sayaka (human/fighter):

Astarion one day in camp, for no particular reason: "Darling, how would you feel if I grew a beard?"

Sayaka, out of morbid curiosity: "Are we talking a beard like Gale's, or...?"

Astarion: "Of course not, don't be ridiculous. Were I to grow a beard, it would be much more elegant and stylish."

Sayaka, after picturing this for a moment: "...Astarion, if you actually grow a beard, I won't be able to look at you without picturing Volo. I will no longer be able to take you seriously."

A FEW SECONDS LATER

Sayaka knelt down at Astarion's side, stroking his hair as he sobs indignantly into his hands: "I'm sorry...I took that too far."

Astarion mid sob: "You're so cruel...you could have just said that you didn't want me to have a beard!"

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[hope-and-joy-detector]

Hope and Joy Detected!!

[thedemonmidget]

Coversations between Astarion and my Tav Sayaka (human/fighter):

Astarion one day in camp, for no particular reason: "Darling, how would you feel if I grew a beard?"

Sayaka, out of morbid curiosity: "Are we talking a beard like Gale's, or...?"

Astarion: "Of course not, don't be ridiculous. Were I to grow a beard, it would be much more elegant and stylish."

Sayaka, after picturing this for a moment: "...Astarion, if you actually grow a beard, I won't be able to look at you without picturing Volo. I will no longer be able to take you seriously."

A FEW SECONDS LATER

Sayaka knelt down at Astarion's side, stroking his hair as he sobs indignantly into his hands: "I'm sorry...I took that too far."

Astarion mid sob: "You're so cruel...you could have just said that you didn't want me to have a beard!"

[kastiakbc]

As a 34 year old who has been on tumblr since 2009, I feel like a metaphorical old lady sitting on her porch, wistfully and happily watching kids play across the street when I see fanart for BloodyMary.

"Oh, you kids and your Markipliers and your Ryan Goslings, it does my old heart good to see the youths having fun with thematically similar crack ships. Why, back in my day there was Jack Frost and Elsa fan art as far as the eye could see. And before that, meticulously edited AMVs of different animated characters making out to Paramore. Heheh yep, the kids are alright."

Y'all are doing great 👍