My fucking blorbo. Glorbo.My wet cat. My sad wet kitty kitty blorby blibby 🥺 am i right guys
we're not kids anymore.
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My fucking blorbo. Glorbo.My wet cat. My sad wet kitty kitty blorby blibby 🥺 am i right guys
my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person
imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them
every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit
Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!
❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.
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- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.
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Closest match: Prunella vulgaris genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Heal-All
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All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.
We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.
Starla wishes she had wings. But she does have wings and she’s a bird.
I just know that the dudes who make those "girls get 500 compliments a day vs. guy gets one compliment once and cherishes it for the rest of his life" memes put zero effort into their appearance. Like what exactly do you expect people to say? Wow nice plain ill-fitting hoodie, goes great with your basic-ass blue jeans and nondescript haircut. Got some real cool Grey Man vibes going on, you could seamlessly blend into any crowd ever without being seen at all.
Like nobody has any obligation to look any certain way, but you can't expect to be praised for doing something you're not even trying to do. I dress like I got tarred and feathered in a Tim Burton film costume department discard scrap pile, and someone saying they like my style is a biweekly occurrence.
I vote for John Green to buy tumblr. Whatever he does with it would be deserved.
Respectfully, I would not buy tumblr for negative one million dollars. No one who is healthy wants the kind of power associated with owning a social media platform.
i go to bars and coffee shops and breweries and libraries and thrift stores all the time by myself and i have a chill banger time i love my own company. so why is the grocery store a warzone. im fighting for my life. barely make it out alive. if someone even looks at me i want to blow them up with my mind
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
where's that picture that ruined my life
found it
piplup grain entrapment
piplup cares a lot about his work
piplup reports on the company's finances. layoffs are inevitable.
piplup takes a sick day
piplup considers some jorts
piplup forgives his father.
piplup goes grocery shopping
piplup jumps your battery
piplup lights the menorah
piplup sees the pale blue dot
piplup catsits
piplup hides a zombie bite from you
piplup studies plein air
piplup goes overboard at shopping therapy
piplup tells you it's a fiction. we made it up.
piplup sees the pale blue dot (remastered)
How can anyone hate Junji Ito
I love when you recognize junji ito’s style and you read on not knowing if it’s going to be horrific or just cute cat stuff
Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.