Mephistopheles

The demon nobleman; Mephistopheles @haruistopheles bf

[thedemonnobleman]

It is I; the nobleman Mephistopheles! I found out some of my colleagues made some accounts on human world social media apps so I thought I would give it a try! I figured it would be useful to have an account and be able to use the knowledge I obtain from this app to use in future newspaper articles! I definitely did not make an account to try and catch Lucifer being embarrassing

I mostly found out about this app from Raphael, surprisingly (both this and @raphaeltheseraphim are run by the same person)

Anon list; 👨‍🦲;💎;📖;🐠;🎀💌;🦋🕸️

Rules:

No NSFW, I do not need to see humans indulge in their fantasies (implications are okay but no straight NFSW)

No hate towards individuals! (No homophobia, transphobia, racism, ect.)

Asks are open if you have information that could be used in my articles or if you want to chat I guess? I’m not sure what a human would want to say to me, a nobleman. Also if you have embarrassing information about Lucifer please tell me!

[Side note: I may be OOC but this is just for fun!]

[obey-me-mc-really]

Omggggg hiiiiiiiiiiii

I got bitches and 98% of them are demons

Clubs/Cults I am a part of:

anti-lucifer league ( @c4tan and @ask-belphegor are a part of this too!!)

Student Council of RAD ( @lucifer-morningst4r @thebestsin @c4tan @ask-belphegor @thefalsetyrant @rurihana @s0l0th3w1s3 + the rest of the people I can't find the tags for >:[ )

I'm also great friends with @thirt33n-the-reaper and @thedemonnobleman

I think I got here kind of late but it's ok!!!!!

[thedemonnobleman]

Hmph. Bold of you to assume I think of you as a friend.

[thedemonnobleman]

Hello mepholesei!

-🔥

For fucks sake.

[thedemonnobleman]

So...you spell it like Mephi....Mephitises?

(-🦋🕸)

Incorrect.

[thedemonnobleman]

I genuinely don’t know how to talk to you humans. Whenever I open my inbox I am greeted with like 30+ messages of people spelling my name… COMPLETELY WRONG.

I know us demons are more intelligent than you humans but… please go seek higher education.

[thedemonnobleman]

Oh, dear Diavolo! Could someone PLEASE contact Asmo and tell him to stop doing *nasty* things with other students at R.A.D. ESPECIALLY in the newspaper room!

[kyri45]

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

[heart-dotmp4]

@puzzlevisiondarling @bl0si @totallyhumannotalienhehe @bigidiotenergytm @razberriesss1 @spinztheregularguyoffical @oculis-aspicientis-666 @theclownkid @no-one-of-any-importance @oddlyvoid @oofblue @nutcoffin @eve-pie @sketchquill @yunsed @imagineforeststudio @theyamjam @doyoureallyneedme @yet-happy

Tagging everyone i know, cause if they have a friend or their posting mouthwashing, i want them to be careful, please be careful everyone, i hope no one will experience this no matter the fandom, cause thats jut so fucked up.

[birthdayclownn]

Thanks for the tag! I’ll be sure to do this, asks will be off until January ish

[heart-dotmp4]

Good to know, i hope you stay safe frankie!

[henry-and-nancy-elsner-kisser]

Everyone spread this bc you need to turn off your ask box for bc for safety @sayuri-does-skits / @sayuri-finn @nightkit92 @eminsunnytoons @nia1sworld @antonias-beloved @textbook-dinner @flutterflutteryay @oddlyvoid @iggyguyy @sundove88 @s4gefr0g @n0vatsu @random-duolingo-doodles @devillemon085

[s1ll1s1las]

@mel-loly @edgywithaheart @gachaclubideas

@yourlocalxiaosimp @2laffy2 @justafriendlystranger etc..

[yourlocalxiaosimp]

Wtf will do holy shit

@demonicallyslaying @nanochittle @homocidalpotat @st4rrl1ghtwastaken @angelicallyresurrecting @the-silly-words-on-your-screen @hauntedpotat

[demonicallyslaying]

damn wtf is this shit

@angelicallyresurrecting @livkayrussell @the-vibe-is-strange @in-a-mello-mood @pennyroyald @strawberrydouma @snivy1245 @donoteatwingsoutapussy

[in-a-mello-mood]

Fuck I tagged so many people and the page reloaded and wiped it all. Fuck. Doing it again rrgh (pray for my sanity)

Highly recommend keeping ur asks off. Please spread the word this shit is terrible

@kitkatlover015 @cmchill @you-need-not-apply @purplishbluefrog @vaguelydefinedshapes

@abyss-is-lame @mapleleafrag33 @finleyforevermore @multifan-idk @donaviolet

@d1sc0rd1a @yesilovepistolshrimpsthatmuch @janru-writer @the-vibe-is-strange @thecrazyalchemist

@round-hatches-are-terrifying @wiingdings @pickle-the-lad @collaredbottom

@sketchy-potato @thebookshelflord @lils-ki @aro-wyrm @coolishfoolishness @minjixiks

@retic-pithon @super-ace @friendlyramblings @charliecow @amethyst-aster

@nessspooks @donutsalami @feitan-cl @x-hotrose-x @caliginouss @jaycethetherian

@indigoooskies @nicos-nonsesne @idontneedtherapyihavefanart @edgy-as-a-satsuma @kaki-simhell

[the-bookshelf-queen]

@annotated-catastrophe @ima-bellwoo @silly-demon @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria @thecrazyalchemist @inkfilledaria @anotherhumanperson @alchemicalwerewolf @in-a-mello-mood @raylaismad @sketchy-potato @pinnakoladda @bleep-bloop-boo @onetimemacaroni @supermilkshakebanana @dumbass---tm @breadismylifeline @tamblerdraws @insert-clever-username-1133 @pteren @leafgorge @four-leafed-queer-gal @the-thing-of-worms @f4y3w00d5 @callmecyangreen @vampiricram1 @anxiety-cheese @the-fake-catholic-church @rat-detector @thatoneaceidiot @anxious-alyssia @writer-or-whatever @th3p0rtalmaker @goddess-of-birds @madame-hydra @thelunarsystem2426 @notabrigmain

[breadismylifeline]

@unlikelytalezombie @i-am-a-furret @sleepinggoddess222 @your-average-sentient-suit @thecrazyalchemist

@the-exanimate-nebula @holisticdetective42 @annotated-catastrophe @snakeboxed @totally-italy

@ankoku-teion @amethyst-aster @starwolfafton @thegreatgeodo @bees-official

@the-antithesis-system @iamunabletothinkofablogname @casualexistence @war-crime-wizard @cotton-ii-creme

@thebutterflyoficeandwisteria @jaydove-writes @wikipedianna @renthedevil @varian-the-alchemy-boi

@definitelygoodwill @weird-dork37 @orange-oracy @dionysus-daemos-rpblog @official-bread-posts

@grayvere @thebookshelflord @literally-lord-montgomery @mun-urufu @not-not-turnblr

@alexandra-hamilton

Remember to be safe!

[starwolfafton]

@wormthatsnotaworm @leniisreallycool @suicideenthusiast @starzzify @evvwenthome @the-gayestidiot @pennyroyald @myluckymoon @ the rest of the my moots

[leniisreallycool]

@fan-fucking-tasty @starlightshadowsworld @swiftiebookwormlogastellus @quillienvii @blindinghunt @satangcrush @wariorofjustice @weather-cluddy @east-archive @tapeworm-brain @teedotcalm @techsharkie @i-swear-its-only-ironical @infinitesimaldna @ocean-pie @ofishally @pompeiisystem @potatonugget7 @anna-the-undertaker @ships-n-giggles @depressed-cryptid @diveintovortex @floofeh-purpi @ghostietheenbee @hungergameswho @julia-loves-cupcakes @just-a-shark333 @kiwi-but-the-bird-not-the-fruit @lonely-north-star @letmesleepforeverpls @zephinirr @chrixyty @coco6420 @bagofmice @not-enough-homestuck-upinthis @nine98k @melda0m3 @miwhotep

I'm sure I've missed some people but this seems legit so stay safe

[bagofmice]

thanks for the warning! noone besides bots uses my inbox anyways, so i'll close it anyways, at least for the time being.

@misc-magic @absolutepokemontrash @caindiis @eyeimagerysexy @expressionless-fr @ephie-om @eirxair @obeythebutler @obeymearmageddonau @jeschalynn @mr-fixer @nnnneeev @nocreativityfornames @robin-birb @zuzuzolsstuff @zeesbunny @julia-loves-cupcakes @krokettez @satangcrush @askoyzr @dicetheroll @dumbziee @drizzm @yunoftheclouds @raphaeltheseraphim @ttvck @celestialrealms @rand00mh00manth0ught @madamscream @ryn-halo26 @5mary5 @kitty-catartist @andminnequin @mjoria @666writingcafe @cnl0400 @barbstail

[asmochannn]

// heh, not tagged but I don't even want to risk it if this is real

@aki-babes @masuyatsukii @fairwish @blue-chup @akiyama-chan @avatar-of-pride @l3v1uhthan @ask-belphegor @b33lzhungry @s0l0th3w1s3 @stnnnn @stn-tmblr @obey-me-hoe @kpop-otome-yandere-here @https-diavolo @jewelofhell @derederedai (Sorry if you didn't want to be tagged)

[fairwish]

@kora-moon @pridesson @pridesdog @lucifer-ofpride @the-great-mammon-01 @aspenthetwin @cynthiathebettertwin @tomiokagiyuufirststan @moneyluvsdamien @luv4j3llyfish @solomon-hater-13 @sol0monsorcerer @wellcome-to-chaos @waybackwanderer @lilacl0veskrew @lolita-wardrobe @lovelyyaliza @aclownsclownery @thestarandtheghost @theofficialkarasu @thirt33n-the-reaper @thefalsetyrant @thedemonnobleman @thegreatwitchmaddi @childofwr4th @shu1chi @belphies-pillow @kawaiichookie @leviathansbiggestkinnie @satansbiggestkinnie @peacockofpride @fandoms-x-reader @c4tan @he4rts4valxo @crossiantgay @simps-for-a-fictional-character @luketheangel (someone pls tag him) @joy-yeah (someone pls tag her too) @devildom-persephone @devildomsnumberonescammer

[thedemonnobleman]

[OOC: Media asks are turned off until January!]

[radnewspaperclubofficial]

☆ PEOPLE ARE BRINGING OUT THE WEED AGAIN?!

Someone should like, totally give me some

Totally responsible thing to say on the official account but shhhhh

[haruistopheles]

*sigh* @thedemonnobleman the RAD newspaper club members are being irresponsible again….

[thedemonnobleman]

NO! NOT ON MY WATCH! I WILL ***NOT*** LET ANYONE TARNISH DIAVOLOS NAME!!

[radnewspaperclubofficial]

☆ You forgot the apostrophe in Diavolo's

[thedemonnobleman]

DO. NOT. START. WITH. ME.

[radnewspaperclubofficial]

☆ PEOPLE ARE BRINGING OUT THE WEED AGAIN?!

Someone should like, totally give me some

Totally responsible thing to say on the official account but shhhhh

[haruistopheles]

*sigh* @thedemonnobleman the RAD newspaper club members are being irresponsible again….

[thedemonnobleman]

NO! NOT ON MY WATCH! I WILL ***NOT*** LET ANYONE TARNISH DIAVOLOS NAME!!

[haruistopheles]

[ooc] can y’all send me asks pls 🥺😭🙏🙏 cuz I love questions and I barely get asked anything

Thanks :,)

[haruistopheles]

I’m begging atp pls ask me questions 🥹🥹🥹🥹😩….pretty pls 🥹🥹

[thedemonnobleman]

My girlfriend is bored, why not send her asks?

[thedemonnobleman]

Tis freakbob..

𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺

Uh… what?

[thedemonnobleman]

My daughter, Jewel, is going to ask you for weed. As you know, she's 17. If you give her any, I will hunt you down and there will be nothing left when I am done with you.

I already told her no!

You need to have more control of your child

[thedemonnobleman]

Dad

Can I have weed

-- @jewelofhell

I’m not your father.

Also no, you cannot have ‘weed’.

[thedemonnobleman]

I found your receipt did you enjoy the pickles?

I do thoroughly enjoy pickles.

Don’t tell Diavolo, he may never look at me the same way.

[thedemonnobleman]

Skibidi the skibidi on my DDDDDDD

- 💌🎀

What the hell.

[thedemonnobleman]

Yo did you eat my slice of blueberry pie? Because the Chihuahua made some blueberry pie and he gave me a slice and I was about to eat the delicious slice he gave me but I had to get up and do something, but when I come back MY SLICE WAS COMPLETELY MISSING

And by the way, if you aren’t the one who did it and the person who did it is reading this I will find you and when I do i’m gonna force you to bake me a new blueberry pie. 

- @solomon-hater-13

Tch, no. I don’t even like blueberry. Go ask that white-haired human, why don’t you.

[thedemonnobleman]

So, I asked around, and turns out... None of my friends know how to say your name. Not a single one. Except for me.

I think it's a sign that we should get married. And I can spell your name too so...

Sorry, I did it without your consent, but we're married now.

WHAT, I JUST CHECKED MY MESSAGES AND SAW THIS

We are NOT married!!

I am happy that someone knows how to say my name, but I do not have that low of standards!!