You’re BUSTED!

Mystery, comedy, confusion — pretty much like the show. Busted-centric blog. Sibling account to @daeeeeeetalchul. 

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Kwangsoo: Hyung, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Jaesuk: ‘I don’t know,’ ‘love you,’ ‘talk to you later.’

Kwangsoo: Okay, love you too, hyung. I’ll just ask Sehun.

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Jaewook: When I die, I want Kwangsoo and Jongmin to lower me into the ground.

Jaewook: That way, they can let me down one last time.

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Suho, coming into the office: Oh good, Sehun. You're here.

Sehun: I work here.

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Sejeong, over video call: You guys okay?

Kwangsoo: Oh, yeah. We're peachy.

Kwangsoo: I'm dealing with my boat phobia, Jongmin hyung is dealing with his rat phobia, and Jaesuk hyung is dealing with his ghost phobia.

Sejeong: So, what's Jaewook hyung dealing with?

Jaewook, sliding into frame: Them.

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Jaewook, reading: KUDOS TO OUR BRAVE OFFICERS--

Jaesuk: Geez!

Minyoung: What is going on?

Jaewook: It's in all caps...

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Jongmin, to the team: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding is internal.

Jongmin: That's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Charming: I hate lazy people.

Sejeong: Why? We didn't even do anything.

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Seunggi, reading the team's business email: "Is Seunggi dead?"

Seunggi: Only on the inside.

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Charming: I hate grapes. They discuss me.

Sejeong: What they be saying?

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Haejin: Let me know where you are.

Kwangsoo: Physically or mentally?

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Bohyun: Oh, I'm going to enjoy beating the truth out of you.

Jaesuk: You want the truth? Your brandy's watered down, and your Cuban cigars are fake!

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K: Stay out of trouble.

Sehun:

Sehun: No, sir.

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Sejeong: The way that A$AP Rocky looks at Rihanna 🥰😍😭

Seunggi: That's exactly how I look at Rihanna. He's not special.

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Reporter: What advice would you give the new president? What would you like to see him do?

Kwangsoo, drunk: Do a backflip.

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Seho, sarcastically: I'm just here because I'm so supportive.

Ravi: Do you think someone will die again?

Seho: Jaesuk's career might die again.

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Jaehyung: *says something hurtful*

Jongmin: I take offense to that!

Jaehyung: That was my intention.

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