Let’s All Look At The Door

Granny’s making stew! Fuck yeah! Rachel, 27

[dogpuppy]

[queenofnots]

[mirarelle]

Things I didn't know I needed to know

[bicokun]

Thankfully, someone on Reddit did some art about it.

[the-punforgiven]

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[throwaninkpot]

If it's hot but dry and sunny, you WANT to cover up with loose, breatheable fabric. Long linen pants, etc.

If it's hot but humid and sunny, you need to go sit naked in a cave.

[kosmogrl]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[toadbreath]

👀

[eddieintheocean]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[lokaror]

They used idiot ore to forge u bro

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[ever-so-slightly-monstrous]

[yardsards]

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