My Cat is Everything

[thedishpile]

Expiration dates are just theories!!

[thedishpile]

Ghost aren't trapped souls of the deceased... they're time travelers.

[hannahhillam]

Ouch

[littlemusicalwitch]

[qovalent]

I feel educated

[chootylover69]

Where was this when I was in calculus

[tubalump]

why am i only seeing this now like

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[msfirelord]

God damn the new snapchat update is UGLY

[thedishpile]

In the future all wars will be fought with competitive river dancing

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[meanplastic]

[marvel-feed]

NEW ‘DEADPOOL 2′ POSTER!

[thedishpile]

Caesar make you a believer

Relearning the lyrics to Macklamore & Ryan Lewis's smash hit "Can't Hold Us"

[thedishpile]

A new username

I have spent the past half hour trying to create a new username for myself, you know something good. Something that really spoke to me. It had to be something that encapsulated the essence of my blog, allowed people a glimpse in with out ever opening the page. I wanted it to be great, awe inspiring, maybe even a bit quirky. And in 30 minutes of strenuous brain activity, the best I come up with is "the dish pile."

[thedishpile]

"A Clockwork Banana"

-Brain

[grimeclown]

necromancy? u mean recycling

[thedishpile]

At first I thought you were saying necrophilia, which oddly enough still fits in context

[pale-lila-blog]

The sunset from a few nights ago. ❤️

[thedishpile]

Sometimes I fantasize about becoming a lawyer and fighting social injustices... like dang that shits sexy!!

[thedishpile]

Modern Art

Fine Art. More like Fine, Art.