all about me.

The autobiography of me..... Mostly expressed through gifs and texts.

[5ummit]

me: *worries that I’m Evil and Manipulative and tries very hard every day to be a good person*

me: oh my god

me: I’m manipulating people into thinking I’m good

[steadfast-deactivated20191017]

[bisexualspongebob]

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[couragekindnessandmagic]

When people give Elsa crap for being "too sexy" for Disney

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

[giantchicken-deactivated2018050]

YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

[fantasylandstation]

yo

[winchester101]

guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins 

[nipahdubs]

[rosiedoll]

[wonderful-wasp]

FOREVER REBLOG

[youtuberfandomships]

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

[anticoffeebeans]

[back-that-sass-up]

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

[raepritewrites]

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

[back-that-sass-up]

god I hope you work in the medical field

[wern]

[srunge]

[babyanimalgifs]

A young polar bear cub filmed over the first 83 days of her life

video via Columbus Zoo and Aquarium

[allthatglittersgirl]

I don’t know about you, but I needed this purity in my life and on my timeline.

[princess-kidatheart17]

@disney-lover01 @prismaviolet

[rosentraume]

[livenarrator]

I can’t actually even process how bad this is. I logged of for the 17th and came back to find out 6 porn bots had followed me while I was logged out

[colorfuldreambouquetsblog]

Natsu with Lucy:

Natsu with everyone else:

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

Flagged upon posting, you cruel bastard.

[nikeywhore]

i think everyone needs to see this

[redefinedblackgirl]

[fromthemotionpicture]

[koryuh]

[alexanderdee]

[ohheyjorge]

[buzzfeed]

Museums are really weird.

[sexy-burrit0-deactivated2017101]

IT’S BACK

[goosemixtapes]

me, 0.2 seconds after arriving in the good place, waving my arms like i’m flagging down a taxi: janet. janet janet janet janet

janet, appearing beside me with her customer service smile: yes, max goosemixtapes?

me: the author of my immortal. was she genuine or

[triskele1312]

MOOD

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[jedimagnus]

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

[kayliemalinza]

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

[indiiglow]

What the fuck kinda biscuits do you have

[thedoctorscamander]

These are so terrifying

[stimman3000]

.

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

y’all know how long it took me to realize this says “Pumpkin Pie”???

[salamander-mp4]

Same