He’s Literally My Wife

Doctor my beloved This an 18+ blog, minors and ageless blogs DNI! the man behind the curtain is two years away from the legal drinking age in the United States of America (I’m 19)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 92

Dr. Facilier (The Princess and the Frog)

Laios Touden (Delicious in Dungeon)

Doctor (The Freak Circus)

Remaining time: 4 days 19 hours

[thedoctorsfreak]

Doctor is losing, reblog to help increase the Doctor pool. As much as I love Laios, Doctor is sexier

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Happy Gay Days. For one month everyone is Gay in some way

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Eggman’s announcement but it’s Pierrot talking about Harlequin

[thedoctorsfreak]

I've come to make an announcement; Harlequin's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Harlequin, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

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Eggman’s announcement but it’s Pierrot talking about Harlequin

[thedoctorsfreak]

Mmh… Doctor cock…

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My first smut fic. I don’t think it’s very good. It’s just me needing Doctor carnally. 👍

I need to cockwarm Doctor so bad actually. I need him to hold me close in his lap while he organizes his notes. I need him to press his hand against my lower back to stop me from squirming. I need to be flushed against his chest, drooling from whatever chemicals he pumped into my veins. I need to lift myself ever so slowly to feel the ridges and spine dragging against my insides just before he grabs my hips properly and forces me back down. I need him to tuck my head under his and tell me I’m such a good boy for staying still. I need him to drag his claws through my hair and whisper how he knows I’m getting restless, but he needs me to stay still a little longer while he finishes his notes. I need him to run his hand up and down my back. I need him to give me another dose of that… whatever that is once he’s finally finished with those papers… those papers… always taking up his time. Obviously Doctor has many chairs for many different purposes including a gynecology chair. Why? I don’t know, but he does. I need him to put me in that chair, cock still inside me, and I need him to start praising me for being so, so good for him. Nnfh he’d fill me up so good. I need to not be able to think about anything but praise and that thick barbed cock eliciting those delicious noises he wants to hear from me.

That’s all I have for now. Thanksss

[freakcircusofhorrors]

Do Not Download TFC From the Google Play Store

Hey guys! We are aware that The Freak Circus has been uploaded to the Google Play Store without authorization.

Please do not download the game from there and avoid accessing the page. We are currently contacting Google to take the necessary legal measures and have it removed as soon as possible.

Thank you to everyone who came to warn us about it! We will do our best to resolve this situation as quickly as possible. ----

Pessoal! Já estamos cientes de que o jogo foi carregado de forma não autorizada na Google Play Store.

Por favor, não baixem o jogo por lá e evitem acessar a página. Já estamos entrando em contato com o Google para tomar as medidas legais necessárias e removê-lo o quanto antes.

Obrigado a todos que vieram nos avisar! Faremos o possível para resolver isso o mais rápido possível.

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Happy Birthday Harlepeño!!!

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I need Socter Dex in my life now while I’m still ovulating. Any Socter Dex I haven’t read? Doc x masc reader is preferred but I’ll settle for Afab+gender neutral as long as I’m not being called a girl it lowkeykenuinly fries the mood fr

[zero-con]

Best use of channel points ever.

Audio from the amazing @darthsuki during their last stream.

Based on the SpongeBob meme

[bloody-body]

I think I should add my last post as contribution U_U ✨️

[thedoctorsfreak]

Silas is the worst mix of Jester’s cuntyness and Harlequin’s mischief. Like that’s his general personality.

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Cane, after peeking into Silas’ performance: “you ok kid? You sang the last part of the chorus of Curses by The Crane Wives a bit more passionately than the rest of the song or even the previous chorus and I wanted to make sure you know we all think you’re amazing, and we’re all very proud of you”

Silas: “… I was singing”

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I’m writing a fanfic of The Magnus Archives by writing a Statement fic abt the freak circus. Crossover episode :3

- @thedoctorsfreak

OMG THAT'S LITERALLY SO COOL I WANT TO READ IT WHEN YOU FINISH IITTTT!!

[thedoctorsfreak]

Thanksss :3 I am debating how i should format it because the format would change the time frame in which the story is set

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I should write a Magnus Archive statement fic abt the freak circus. It would be so peak actually

[freakcircusofhorrors]

Pierrot Plush Update!

I’d like to show the latest version sent for the Pierrot plush! There are still a few adjustments that some of you probably noticed, and after a Patreon poll, it was sent back for corrections once again! The older smiling version just wasn’t turning out right for me. Maybe my drawings or the way I explained things weren’t clear enough during production, so I decided to go with this version instead (which also has a matching sprite in the new update), and it seemed to fit much better to me. This is my first time doing a campaign like this, so I’ve been learning a lot throughout the process in case I decide to do more campaigns for the next characters in the future. At the moment, this version of Pierrot is being corrected regarding the mark on the left side of the mask, as well as the sleeves and gloves on the arms. As soon as I have more updates, I’ll keep you all informed! And just as another reminder, this is a collaboration campaign with Gimme Swag, so it will only be available through their website, even for people who didn’t participate in the initial campaign. I’ll let you all know when he becomes available there as well!

Algumas atualizações pessoal!

Gostaria de mostrar a ultima versão enviada do boneco do Pierrot! Ainda tem alguns ajustes que vocês devem ter notado que depois de uma votação dos Patreons, foi enviado para correções novamente!

A antiga versão com o sorriso não estava saindo certa para mim, talvez meus desenhos ou a forma que expliquei não foram muito claras na hora de confecciona-lo, então optei por essa versão ( que tem um sprite correspondente na nova atualização) E que pareceu encaixar melhor.

Essa é a primeira vez que faço uma campanha dessas então estou aprendendo bastante durante o processo caso eu venha a fazer outras campanhas para os próximos personagens.

Nesse momento Essa versão do Pierrot esta sendo corrigida a marca do lado esquerdo na mascara e a manga e luvas dos braços, assim que tiver mais atualizações sobre manterei vocês informados! Lembrando mais uma vez que essa é uma campanha com a Gimme Swag então ele estará disponível apenas no site deles, mesmo para quem não participou da campanha inicial, eu avisarei quando estiver disponível também!

[mokitobear]

i love harlequin i wish he wasnt watered down to "horny and would harass you" so much demiromantic + fearful avoidant harlequin anyone no okay alright

[zero-con]

Best use of channel points ever.

Audio from the amazing @darthsuki during their last stream.

Based on the SpongeBob meme

[thedoctorsfreak]

Listening to the magnus archives again (I love it)