Dragon Age: The Sitcom

Just a little blog full of Dragon age/The Office/Parks and Rec/Scrubs/Arrested Development/ Brooklyn 99 references! “There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.” -BioWare

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Lavellan at the end of Trespasser:

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Joining the Inquisiton like

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I am CRYING

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Joining the Inquisiton like

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Me, checking the mission log every ten seconds to figure out where I’m going:

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Fenris:

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I have never played a single Star Wars game where the opening crawl music DIDN’T scare the sh*t out of me

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lore bioware completely ignored or forgot in dragon age inquisition:

thedas has two moons. they left a moon out im

the dalish treasure mages and gift magical children to clans without mages yet in inqusition suddenly extra mage children are all being left for the wolves

dwarves can’t enter the fade yet cadash still has a dream sequence with solas

THE MARK IS ON THE WRONG HAND ON THE GAME COVER

zevran exists

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Totally agree with everything on this list, but I 100% heard in my mind, in Zuko’s voice, “The mark is NOT on the wrong side!”

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Winter Palace tbh (lookin’ at you, garden wall)

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Literally every companion quest in Dragon Age II

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Kaidan and Ashley arguing on Virmire.

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Hawke, explaining how they’ve gotten away with so much:

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Healing in Inquisition:

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Honestly, we, as a fandom, don’t have the option to judge how other Inquisitor OCs look (without mods) because BioWare doesn’t understand hair. Judgement would just look like this:

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in da4, YOU become the apostate mage who betrays everyone you love

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On purpose? Or Revan style?

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When the dialogue doesn’t really match the option you picked:

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