pancakes and shit

I hate mys

[marypsue]

Please reblog this with the most unflattering picture you have of your pet(s). Especially if they’re cats. 

[mickeymagpie]

no cats unfortunately but here’s my dog paloma looking like vicar amelia from bloodborne

[marypsue]

This is exactly the content I was hoping for, thank you!

[phantomrose96]

My mom has the world’s most unphotogenic dog so I have an infinite supply

[thedragonslilly]

Love my little demon and his smiles

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[otterson24]

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson. Animated by Adam Brown. Music by ProleteR.

[aspacefuneral]

i shit on google every chance i get but damn if they cant decipher my stupid fucking stoner searches

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

[by-any-other]

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[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[wolfjillyjill-13-deactivated202]

Best part of the Oscar's 2022.

My reaction:

[manlethotline]

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don't understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

[harpyhormones]

genuinely tho family vlogging needs to be illegal. like full stop it needs legal restrictions. your kids should not be content i fucking hate these parents. they, and i mean this genuinely, deserve to have their kids taken away from them, not as some punishment for the parents but because the kids are clearly being raised by people who do not view them as people

[general-bear]

I think Turning Red is a really good movie for all the obvious reasons but also because it really does capture the exact moment when you realize that your mom is a real person with her own indentity that includes but is not limited being a mom

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Turning Red (2022) + moments that made me audibly gasp out loud I am fully convinced that Domee Shi singlehandedly killed the Pixar censors

[tabbyood]

no matter how heartbreaking it can be the moment you realize your mother is just a girl who happens to be your mother and knowing that doesn't take away from the complexities your relationship may hold but that moment is possibly the first of many where you can understand each other... it's so important and I loved how Turning Red was able to visualize that

[mkzmerryfriend]

Okay I’m not Asian and I’m not a child of Asian parents, but I fully started crying at “I see you Meimei. You try to make everyone happy, but you are so hard on yourself. And if I taught you that… I’m sorry.”

Because to be able to hear that from your mom, the person you’ve spent your life trying to make proud of you, is so validating.

[jewishraypalmer]

Turning Red really said that feral angry emotional middle schoolers in 2002 deserve love and I sobbed the entire time

[turnways]

[owlrageousjones]

You know what I want to see more of?

‘They look like they’re twelve but are actually 5000 years old’ but they also act their age. No more immortal loli’s who act like extremely powerful little girls, I want immortal loli’s who act like old women.

I want the I-Can’t-Believe-She’s-Not-Ancient archmage to walk around in slippers and a bathrobe because it’s more comfortable. She bakes cookies for people, knits, and pinches the Hero’s cheeks because he’s just adorable.

Hundred year old vampire in the form of a ten year old boy who calls his TV the picture box, complains that I Love Lucy isn’t on anymore, smokes cigarettes and listens to AM radio every morning.

[nour386]

the only time they pretend to be a young kid is to get happy meals.

“hey, hey hero i want nuggets”

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]