[pretens]

hozier songs really prepare me for my future as a tree

[carnival-phantasm]

Gordon Ramsey fursona reveal!

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

[digitalbeachrave]

i’m barely even alive im just here clicking buttons

[theyellowbrickroad]

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

[theyellowbrickroad]

How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and can’t accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are

[galacticvii]

[horsegirlhob]

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[cursedcatimages]

[geniusoflove]

me when i talk to a cute girl i see on the bus all the time

[geniusoflove]

the gif isnt working and this looks very scary sorry folks

[apricotshark]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

[great-tweets]

[jay-sherman-deactivated20241101]

Me as a college professor

[kaijuno]

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

[digitalzzombie]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[talkingtotheanimals]

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]

[paperbeatsscissors]

the secret 2 my success

[majatek]

I’m not sure that I followed the instructions correctly.