Have you heard the news that you're dead?

... *gurgle* *gurgle* ... [[rp blog for the Drowned Waiter, a minor character from No Delivery, a procedurally generated horror CRPG by oates about rules

[cyberneticlagomorph]

@thedrownedwaiter

WE BUY PIZZA FROM YOU WEEKLY

[thedrownedwaiter]

Yeah well you should know we have gift certificates, too, then.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Do you WANT to deal with 50+ homicidal children?

[thedrownedwaiter]

Like I don’t deal with that weekly already.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

@thedrownedwaiter

WE BUY PIZZA FROM YOU WEEKLY

[thedrownedwaiter]

Yeah well you should know we have gift certificates, too, then.

[62737462718star]

[softtoy1998]

[jihanmck]

[virtuallyinsane]

[eyeimagery]

i saw this and couldnt believe there was no audio

[android1000]

if i asked u for an ice cream and u give me a frozen sweet potato i’m lighting the room up

[sickpage]

[angeldelatierra-deactivated2016]

*whispers into my coffee cup* help me

[glowgreens]

[shingojira]

(x)

[sixeyesoath-deactivated20230416]

“Whut deh fuhk? Is he using duh bät room?”

“Yeh, he’s üsing teh bätroom”

*man in the video opens stall only to find that the monster is, in fact, using the bathroom*

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[thedrownedwaiter]

Dude I just wanna go to bed.

[marisatomay]

sometimes you have to make a massive bowl of pasta to cope

[thedrownedwaiter]

Oh shit right this blog is a thing.

[deadeyesopened]

[clonepa2]