Absolute Trash

Nerd with poor life choices

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[caudachroma]

cow triangles

[veryluckyclovers]

[isabelopaque]

When nobody else was remember who was there for you at your lowest. That's right. Completely and absolutely dogshit music

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[alandrosul]

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

[mysharona1987]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[recurring-polynya]

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

[tenderhooked]

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

medieval people in movies: We wear grey and brown only.

medieval people in real life: I think this giant scarlet hat pairs beautifully with my eye-searing blue-and-gold houppelande!

[iambe-heqit]

I always love the whole “MORE IS MORE” general medieval aesthetic - dye everything the brightest colors you can afford, and if there’s room for some gold, GOOD

[apocryphics]

When Anaïs Nin said “I don’t want worship. I want understanding.”

[little-cereal-draws]

I wholeheartedly believe ppl should start saying, “But Brutus is an honorable man" instead of "I'm going to kill myself" when something inconveniencing happens

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.04

[frootlooppoptarts]

@ peacock I am going to burn your office to the ground and snort the ashes and do a kickflip off your grandfather's head