Queer Kraken

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[twoheadedfawnn]

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

[choysum]

[izinof]

the evening so far

[beeabart]

the midwest princess!

[transjudas]

So we are a ranch metaphor.

[maraudersvibes]

I can’t believe they gave us Real Life footage of the phwedding

[mostlycorrectdipandpip]

There is something so incredibly complex about Dan and Phil’s decision process. Like what do you mean that they called an ambulance for Phil after he might have swallowed glue, but when Phil was sharting so much blood he felt ill, they took an uber?

[lizardsmp3]

shes so crazyyyyyyy!!!!! love her!!!!!!!

[isthisadrawingiseebeforeme]

phil and his continual unwanted assigned fatherhood

[legendarydragonperson]

spoiled bitch just sits and eat peaches as the old man racks in income

[mousekink]

Challengers (2024)

[stufftoscreamabout]

[frankierotwinkdeath]

[toomanystairs]

I’m sure this is what they would’ve wanted

(also I was trying to match the style on the shirt so no freckles or ocean eyes 💀)

[yonpote]

phil gleeking

[qweenofghosts]

Dan and Phil adding ph before a word is the same as batman adding bat to everything. I just wanted to let you know

[ngalitzine]

THE X-FILES | 2.15 — “Fresh Bones”

[danrifics]

If i had a nickel for every time someone thought Phil was Dan’s dad, i’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice

bonus: the tweet about the first incident