✩chaos✩

Hi! I'm Auto! Any pronouns Interests- BSD, Hermitcraft/Life series/Esmp, Percy Jackson, Etc Art blog @theeartomat

[theeautomat]

Where can i file a formal complaint about my immune system?

[theeautomat]

Go check out my new art blog, @theeartomat

[ashiyn]

BLUE BATS ↳ Twitch Rivals: MCC Project G.L.O.P. — may, 2026

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[veylocke-murderbox]

I cannot wait to see a wide array of absolutely unhinged guesses and tier lists from people before Pantheon releases.

Everyone start throwing ideas at the wall now. At least some of them have to stick, right?

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

everybody say thank you ao3

[theeautomat]

Grandparents are very strange sometimes

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[gronknuts]

rocky hunting grace while hes working like heh. going to pull big prank on grace. stupid human hearing so bad very bad and only 'see' with light-sense organ in one direction at a time. eridian best hunter on all erid, evolved best hunting veeeery quiet. scare grace a lot. very funny.

rocky is HORRIFIED mid stalk when grace suddenly stiffens and turns around to stare directly at him. HOW GRACE DO THAT HOW GRACE KNOW HOW GRACE KNOW

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[silverberry2048]

my favourite part of this is that the fanfic on the screen is vsmp

[ravmycupine]

The more things change, the more things stay the same....

[sevinohl]

Every fanart i see of rocky and adrian is just this and i love it