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I really messed up with my shawty and I’ve messed up a few time in the past. Not cheating but flirting with a dude in front her. And it was selfish and impulsive and hurtful. And i know i gotta change the behavior, which I’m focusing on. But i just don’t want her to leave me. She’s really fed up and it’s shitty that this is the time I get it. What should i do? I’ve been sleeping on the couch to give her space.
This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.
mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES
A universal experience.
[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]
Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs
I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one
I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me
She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly
She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off
I said ma’am no stop
Those are his nipples
She said
There’s no way, he’s a boy
I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples
Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical
She said no way, he’s a boy I said
Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples
I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.
I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.
The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm
She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”
I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.
“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.
“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”
the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart
You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!
I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN
Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.
Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.
THIS WORKS!!
I retweeted this last night and was offered a job this morning 🙌🏽🤑
I reblogged* this again and got a promotion at my first job 😫
Reblogging because i need an investor 😩
do i want to talk about sex or the distance.sex. definitely. it’s practical and functional. we know what the end goal is and we’re just hoping that we reach it. Lesbian sex is different. even when you trip over labels sounding like bisexual or mutiny, when you’re face deep in the clit, its lesbian sex.
it’s more deliberate, there is a purpose behind movements. Every kiss means something. The lips means my next need attention, the neck means lick more, the breast mean flick you dumb bitch haven’t you ever fucked a girl before
my favorite part is the pussy. When i get to put my fingers on it, in it. I get to rub slowly so the moisture builds up to say hello. the intricacies of the pink flesh wrapped in brown skin is memorizing. my tongue just wants to rest inside between her cum and squirt, my mouth rest open for whatever sh wants to offer.
im a giver, certainly. nothing is sweeter than her panting tirelessly until her voice hits a flawless falsetto. her chest going up and down parallel to her hips on my face. once she finishes, her body is relaxed giggling to herself with after shock glee until she looks down upon my face. a reminder
do i want to talk about sex or the distance.sex. definitely. it’s practical and functional. we know what the end goal is and we’re just hoping that we reach it. Lesbian sex is different. even when you trip over labels sounding like bisexual or mutiny, when you’re face deep in the clit, its lesbian sex.
it’s more deliberate, there is a purpose behind movements. Every kiss means something. The lips means my next need attention, the neck means lick more, the breast mean flick you dumb bitch haven’t you ever fucked a girl before
my favorite part is the pussy. When i get to put my fingers on it, in it. I get to rub slowly so the moisture builds up to say hello. the intricacies of the pink flesh wrapped in brown skin is memorizing. my tongue just wants to rest inside between her cum and squirt, my mouth rest open for whatever sh wants to offer.
im a giver, certainly. nothing is sweeter than her panting tirelessly until her voice hits a flawless falsetto. her chest going up and down parallel to her hips on my face. once she finishes, her body is relaxed giggling to herself with after shock glee until she looks down upon my face. a reminder
i say hello to seasonal shift, the quiet. It whispers a melody of reminders or loud voices that mimic your affirmations. An outer body experience, watching molasses love stick to irritated voices.
somehow this is my only safe space, corridor with digital text hidden from real social media pages. The ones with friends, the lovers, family gazing for some spectacular turn out of your life. not knowing your sole, contemplative plans to run
run where? no where , home is an illusion drawn up by the same fuckers who thought Valentine’s Day could hold the economy and relationships. I’m not ready to be an adult something I’ve been since i was forced into a one parent home
sometimes i wanna be held, afrimed kissed wishes for payed about thought to be one
what am i searching for
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
I have nothing to lose
my palm was itchin today not riskin it
I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol
It works. I just got $300 for no reason.
Money dog is my friend
Money dog is the shit
I believe in the money dog😀
I believe in the money 🐶
Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕
Just woke up 🙌🏿
Pplease😭🙏🏽
Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50
can’t not reblog the money dog
Someone handed me 20 bucks today to donate to charity!
I’m always so skeptical about these things but also desperate so why not
The way my bank account about to look after I pay rent…I ain’t got shit to lose🤧
SOOOOO REAL SHIT I GOT THE JOB I APPLIED FOR YESTERDAY‼️ THE MONEY DOG IS REAL BABYYY 😭
THANK YOU MONEY PUP 💖💖💖💖
i just gotta i’m sorry
Never not reblog money doggo
Bro I’m broke help
I hate these but i dont have anything to lose man
Well I have nothing to lose so why not?
Spend some money on me 🥺
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Ig: thegemnye
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Tips for black girls who are talking to or dating a white boy
1. It is not a blessing that he likes you. It’s a blessing you like him 2. Don’t feel the need to compromise for whiter beauty standards in order to meet his friends or family. 3. Just because you are with him does not make you any less black 4. Remind your family and friends what love is when the time is right to introduce him 5. It’s okay to talk about race and equality injustice. Listen to him. Respectfully share your opinions and thoughts. Make sure he understands your view but realize this might be new for him. No one can learn when no one speaks up. 6. Remember you are not a fetish. He needs to appreciate you because you are you. 7. NEVER FORGET YOUR SELF-WORTH
It’s hilarious people are still liking this. I don’t even date white people anymore lmaoooo
A song i wrote , 10am convos
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this is super helpful!!!
It really is a very nicely done illustrated guide!
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