so bitchin'

liz. 21. lincoln, ne. the coolest person you will ever meet.

[ghostdives]

does anyone have the pic of kermit charging up the kamehameha and it has the text “these fucking facts” on it

[brondeef]

[ghostdives]

I owe you my life

[nyahgust]

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

[it-is-a-perfect-world-and-we-are]

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[likeitaughtyou]

[its-kyleen-bitchh]

imagine slow dancing to this w the girl you love in your kitchen.. pure heaven

[itsallwell]

Me (walking around singing SZA): Why you bother me when you know you don’t want me? My Mom (not knowing its a song, and giving genuine advice): No, why do you LET him bother you when YOU KNOW he don’t want you? Me: 

[imaparrot]

[kanyewesticle]

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

[kanyewesticle]

oh my god

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

fucking fandom references

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

[mynationaltreasure]

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

[kanyewesticle]

This is the post that killed me

[cigarettesandguitarstrings]

This is the post that killed him.

[snoteleks-milk]

IT GOT BETTER

[thebestoftumbling]

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

let him be himself

[melonmemes]

[lord-kitschener]

Boy this doesn’t age well

[royalarmyofoz]

gabriel lost then won twice

[thighetician]

I kind of want to watch this episode now

[hafwen]

He works at Chipotle to help support his parents and Gordon also said he would help with that too

[spoonmeb]

okay that is too much. im weeping all over myself. 

[sexyblackmens]

[fuckitthispic]

My favorite Shakespearean soliloquy 

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Tiffany: “These little boys play with you [dramatic pause] and don’t deliver. Obviously. [clears throat] I gave all the signs, all the hints. I have to keep my… woman-ness. It’s a little boy that ain’t a man, cuz a man woulda jumped all over this. And had it. Left, right, sideways, and from BUH-hind.”

[litlescomet-deactivated20160808]

listen harry potter didn’t know what the fuck he was doing throughout the entire series and he still did all that shit so if he can do great things by without really knowing what he’s doing so can u

[honeybottledrip]

this is the funniest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life

[toastp1ercer]

[startrekdeepspacenine]

me @ very talkative cats: i love you so much. please continue your story. tell me about your day. i love you

[postingwhileblack]

[k-ameli-deactivated20180322]

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker