The Ambiguous Child

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[totalspiffage]

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Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.

[higher-order]

Dude in a Rick & Morty shirt: imagine how peaceful and rational the world would be without religion.

McDonalds: *releases meme sauce*

Dude in a Rick & Morty shirt:

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Time to eat rat poison *eats rat poison*

[grink]

*eats rat poison*

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

*eats rat poison*

[eggs-are-frying]

*hurriedly performs CPR on two people*

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

*kisses you back*

[violaslayvis]

[tariqah]

She delivered

[snowmean]

So.. Don’t take her advise then

[feverything]

i mean it was “how to murder your husband” not “how to get away with murdering your husband” you get what you pay for

[gyllenhaaldaily]

@vancityreynolds: These fucking assholes said it was a sweater party. 🎄

[yourwisehistory]

Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa

[linaisbluepancake]

[bextheboo]

[identity-of-design]

[godisablackwoman]

Ohhhhhhhhhh

[imgaynurse]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

[kinktendo-shamecube-is-dead]

foreground: character is talking about how they pride themselves on being a good parent

background: character’s 3 year old son starts a car and speeds off

[cockyhorror]

[tomftholland]

also

[wadey-wilson]

[angel-starbeam]

This will never get old.

[whatwouldjessusdo]

Kinda works

[sansgod]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we only came to this site in the first place b/c we were gay and liked harry potter

[cal3f-deactivated20191206]

i actually came to this site because of onceler incest

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you’re just

gonna say those words huh

[chromolume]

it’s all you americans talk about… liminal space this… cryptid that

[sasstricbypass]

america is big, we got.,.,.,. its a lot happening here

[allerliefste-archive-deactivate]

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

[corpish]

*trying to reposition myself with a dog on my lap* sorry sorRY sORRY don’t leave pls

[dslitemoved-deactivated20190720]

me in divorce court: wow epic fail

[slimetony]

your honor these alimony payments are cringey