[blairwitchapologist]

bro i’m sorry i said “good game” after we had sex

[meowwithoutprozac]

[sandersstudies]

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

[sandersstudies]

Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!

This one random guy: All women are queens!

[sandersstudies]

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

[sandersstudies]

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

[sandersstudies]

For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”

Yeah. That’s the title.

[corvigae]

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

[chlaraform]

Absolutely devastated I missed out on the chance to peg the world’s greatest man by 367 years

[bobshit]

what are snails even trying to do

[hotelmario]

their best

[sabyaasachi]

Disney Princesses with a little Desi twist 💫 Model: Hamel Patel

[trashboat]

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

[trashboat]

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

[trashboat]

think i might be lonely

[ruinedchildhood]

The Evolution of Childish Gambino

[ohbellamy]

brooklyn nine-nine countdown (jan 1st)

► one epic quote per day until season six ○ 9 DAYS TO GO!

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[driflloon]

botanical boudoir: for the green gallery fall / winter 2018

[i-will-follow-the-sun]

Meet the dog who plays Cheddar on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

Stewart, the 11-year old corgi, is a fan of food, not work

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

[the99noice-deactivated20190110]

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

[redwinerozanova]

[jedijenkins]

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

[princessrhcenyra]

[betterthankanyebitch]

LPDZ dancing to 112-Dance with me

[hypnotic-flow]

so lit 🔥

[biomorphosis]

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.

[inksplit]

[kazoomusic]

yeah thanks me too

[nontemporary]

[prinsomnia]