Eudaimoniac

I'm an octogendered omnisexual unicorn-kin. Please don't oppress my feelings with facts. My preferred pronouns are shut/the fuck/up.

[totaldowner]

u could’ve reblogged that from me. whore

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[tastefullyoffensive]

Ok, I think that’s enough internet for today.

[justabitunlikely]

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

[ethan-lawson-wate]

[imfallingthroughtime]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

Credit: @juliehangart

[life-as-a-stupidwhore]

[shutyourmoustache]

Just shut up and watch

[kayas-wife]

yeah, this is worth watching

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Britney has been paying for people's groceries, paying for items for their kids, sending uplifting messages, posting fun videos to cheer her fans up, doing everything she can to help others, she's even nice to people who send hate to her when they're not nice to her to begin with. She's helping people financially even though she does not have control over her finances. She is using whatever she has to help. She's asking for wealth redistribution. I never really stanned her before this, I was more of a casual fan, but this? This is legend behavior. Thank you, Britney.

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[whitepeopletwitter]

[scarstofreedom-deactivated20230]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[56blogsstillcrazy]

why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

[chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021]

Why is her date using chop sticks

[justcariii]

Wtf is this lmao

[zendayasauntiewig-blog]

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

???????

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

[stebbyfrenchguy]

where are they from send them home

[tsunglasses]

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

[lubricates]

OMFG I DIED

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Bear like “oh y’all giving neck out?🤔” lmao

[falconpunchyourmom]

yooo lmfao wild.