The Evil Wizard

support artists. cast curses on ai. happy pride to all.

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

<|:^)

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[theevilwizardofmilk]

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[theevilwizardofmilk]

At some point in your life you will be in my cauldron of boiling milk!

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[theevilwizardofmilk]

You will never have to charge a cauldron of boiling milk!

[hazure03]

Sorry tumblr algo, I've grown up and my taste in men has gotten more and more evil as time goes on

[theevilwizardofmilk]

So this means nothing in the end.

[hazure03]

????????????????????? WHAT IS GOING ON

[theevilwizardofmilk]

I would think a lover of evil men would get in my cauldron of boiling milk is all...

[itsmissing]

design comm for a "cambrian explosion wizard"

[theevilwizardofmilk]

How Delightful!

[fairycosmos]

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

[theevilwizardofmilk]

This is what I cast on my cauldron to boil the milk!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[theevilwizardofmilk]

You are looking amazing! Love the creativity and style!

[honkula]

Look at my tickle wizard

[theevilwizardofmilk]

Exactly Right!

[whisperingobelisk]

         

             𒊮𒄾𒄊

       

                       𒊮𒄾𒄊

[theevilwizardofmilk]

Happy Pride Month!

[thestuffedalligator]

I will always prefer Wizards Is A Job over Wizards Is A Species as a trope.

Wizarding should be something you work towards. Being a wizard is like being an architect, or a painter, or a chemist. It’s something that makes your relatives ask “So are you still doing that or do you have an actual job now”

[fuckablewizard]

Being a wizard is a form of dedication to oneself

[theevilwizardofmilk]

What a fantastic way to put it Mr. Fuckablewizard! I am dedicated to myself and my boiling milk!

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?

How do you feel about this?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME

This is very cool!

This is neat, I guess…

I mean, it could definitely be worse….

I feel utterly indifferent about this change

Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different

This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted

This is perfect for me (Deragetory)

This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…

This feels pretty sucky tbh…

This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?

THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT

Voting ended onApr 12

[theevilwizardofmilk]

Hoho!

This is very accurate to how I feel when my caudlron of milk starts to boil! I will have to look into a spell for this...

[fesenmoon]

does everyone like my wizard idea

[theevilwizardofmilk]

Dear Fesenmoon,

This is a wonderful wizard idea! Love it!

Keep creating,

The Evil Wizard

[hazure03]

Sorry tumblr algo, I've grown up and my taste in men has gotten more and more evil as time goes on

[theevilwizardofmilk]

So this means nothing in the end.

[hazure03]

dear hazure03,

love your work! was wondering if you would be interested in getting into my cauldron of boiling milk?

thanks,

the evil wizard

The fact that this could be any of like 4 people is making me heavily uneasy.. show yourself!!

[theevilwizardofmilk]

Dear Hazure03,

I am glad to know you have seen my message. I was unaware I hit anonymous. It is me, The Evil Wizard asking. Please send a proper answer to my question when you see this.

Sincerely,

The Evil Wizard

[hazure03]

MR EVIL WIZARD IM SORRY the answer is no thanks

[theevilwizardofmilk]

Dear Hazure03,

I am sad to hear you decline my offer. There could have been great fortune in your future...

Wishing you well,

The Evil Wizard

[minecraft-tournament]

ROUND 2 - Match 33 of 250 - Stripped Pale Oak Wood vs. Water Cauldron

Stripped wood or stripped hyphae is a variant of wood obtained when any axe is used on wood or hyphae respectively.

A cauldron is a block that can contain water, lava, or powder snow, and in certain situations, collect it from the environment. In Bedrock Edition, it can also hold potions or dyed water. It also serves as a leatherworker's job site block.

Which block is better?

Stripped Pale Oak Wood

Water Cauldron

Voting ended onJun 13

[theevilwizardofmilk]

The stripped pale oak wood ressembles the milk in my cauldron. I think we should mix them together rather than pit them against each other.