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[heyfruitcake]

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

L'Odissea di Nolan tra "scheletri spazzatura" e relitti: Arpa al lavoro in Sicilia, che succede

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

[ihadtohaveone-blog]

they WHAT!?!?! OF ALL THE - WHY DID- WHAT!?!

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Voting ended onJul 30

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[lemmmmmmmmmmonade]

HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP

[ihadtohaveone-blog]

crevan my darling I'm out of my depressive funk and I'm gonna right the next portion just you wait

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.

My favorite part is the sink.

Details of a recipe book.

All the details in tiny glass beads.

Love the pie in the oven.

Love this so much.

No wonder it took 5 yrs.

https://whitney.org/collection/works/34855?

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[mckitterick]

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[definitelynotkiddanger]

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

[sazandorable]

get a phone grip button or ring! I thought these were ridiculous and unnecessary but it really does change everything. (i also just plain drop my phone A Lot Less)

[ihadtohaveone-blog]

oh. Oh no.

[iamsomeonehere]

Danny has started living in Gotham. He enjoys it. Sure he almost gets mugged like twelve times but he doesn’t have to worry about ghosts here.

Danny is having a good time until one day he witnesses someone spray painting something on a wall. He plans to ignore it until a vigilante jumps down and instead of running the guys points at him and says.

“He did it.”

This has started a trend of people blaming stupid crimes on Danny forcing him to run from various bats.

[ailithnight]

Meanwhile the Bats are confused and concerned for this guy(kid?) who at this point seems legitimately cursed with getting blamed for other people's crimes.

Concern which is greatly intensified by finally digging up a record on him, only to see he's flagged as a domestic terrorist and is the number 1 top wanted of some government agency they can only find the acronym of; GIW.

[ihadtohaveone-blog]

and he gets caught in the most stupidest way. He slip on a banana peal, some other things happen, he gets intangled in someone's laundry, and falls passed into his lastest persuer.

'ok' says the bat 'hes definitely cursed. That's not normal.'

[buried-in-stardust]

Writing 和風細雨 (he2feng1xi4yu3; gentle breeze and light rain) with a cat's tail on a water-writing mat.

Water-writing mats turn black when wet and return to their original colour once dry, so they are often used to practise calligraphy with water. The black colour allows you to see your writing clearly, and the mat can be reused as soon as the writing dries and disappears.

[eng by me]

[ihadtohaveone-blog]

caligraphy cat! Oh this reminds of sagwa! I haven't thought of her in a while.....

[chalkbird]

before the fun-looking silly sheep detective movie hits the theaters and you all run to see it, expecting a silly sheep detective movie (and hugh jackman), here's what you're getting into:

[ihadtohaveone-blog]

theres a book? Ok of to the book store.

[mylo-space]

my friend and i were talking yesterday about how funny it is that the Iron Lung/BloodyMary fandoms make Simon some kind of eldritch eel creature, like, i fear y'all lost the plot of the movie a little bit. don't get me wrong, Eel Simon looks badass or whatever, but Simon resisted becoming part of the Eel so wholly that he became a tree and everyone still said, "yeah but what if the eel became part of him anyway make him a scary feesh". y'all that man is a Plant. the Plant Simon Truthers corner of the fandom canNOT be so small as just my friend and i, where are all my homies who love Plant Simon and his green eye and his arm made of vines. all my homies love Plant Simon who lays in the sun and drinks plenty of water and grows little flowers in his hand.

[ihadtohaveone-blog]

or.... OR.... Hes a aqua plant sheep!!!!! A mix of both these dudes!!!!! I don't know how well they'd blend tho.... I'll like the tartarys allegory of being stuck in place.... I think thats it I didn't go to deep into that one....

Costasiella kuroshimae - Wikipedia

Vegetable Lamb of Tartary - Wikipedia

[brightlotusmoon]

[ancientson]

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

[cuddlycharizard]

Watched sheep detectives yesterday

[emmaklee]

Nishimoto Ryota

a piece of wood carved to fit perfectly into a zippered plastic bag

[ihadtohaveone-blog]

thats..... A SCULPTURE!?!

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

Spin the wheel to find out in which way your Magic begins to gradually transform your body?

How do you feel about this?

HELL YEAH THIS IS PERFECT FOR ME

This is very cool!

This is neat, I guess…

I mean, it could definitely be worse….

I feel utterly indifferent about this change

Honestly, I don’t think I’d even notice anything is different

This transformation has both strong upsides and downsides, I feel conflicted

This is perfect for me (Deragetory)

This isn’t the worst, but I still feel disappointed…

This feels pretty sucky tbh…

This is a very lousy side-effect, but at least I still have magic, right?

THIS IS SO SO BAD MAGIC ISN'T WORTH IT FOR THIS SIDE EFFECT

Voting ended onApr 12

[ihadtohaveone-blog]

Huh.... I like the smell of old books so this should be similar.

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[ihadtohaveone-blog]

5! Count em. 5 special doors!

White lily. Fire spirit. Time keeper. First salt. First surgery! Zone 3 Section 629

[ubeng-ubas]

ooc + delusional + copium + I also fw showtime