[simptasia]

if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango

[delirious--mistakes]

[silentwalrus1]

[spirit-of-science]

[oneheadtoanother]

[tiixij]

im just so obsessed with the things that come out of my mouth

[tiixij]

narcissus staring into the pond but its me looking at whatever i just said

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tumblr best site bc no money. the momnt instagram turned profitable eveeyone stsrted putting WAY too much effort into whats essentially just a picture or two. youtube channels with whole production teams and studios behind them. algorithm this algorithm that. tumblrdoesnt even have a search function let alone a proper algorithnm

[bob-belcher]

[garbage-empress]

time smells bad.

[chrome--horse]

what Synesthetic bullcrap is this now

[garbage-empress]

Listen

I accidentally leave the milk out overnight.

Milk smells bad the next day.

Why does milk smell bad?

Time gets in it.

[garbage-empress]

@ryanthecynic

[teenagerposts]

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

[funnytwittertweets]

[kiss-deactivated20220315]

double textin someone while ignoring someone’s double texts

[homofied]

Man, that little scrolly wheel to pick your year of birth getting kinda far

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

[scienceoftheidiot]

They existed *before beetles*

[somethingaboutsomethingelse]

[spacedandelions]

Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

[ignescent]

https://xkcd.com/1259/

Bee Orchid

[crittizen]

@deithe

[4ek4]

[razzmatazzzzzzzzzz]

IM SCREAMIKNDFISDNFJSDBF

[dear-ao3]

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

Why would you fuck Adam sandler

it was on my bucket list 

[bee-enthusiast]

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

[threewayradio-deactivated202005]

yes

[afloweroutofstone]

Top 25 Tumblr post

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I have searched everywhere for this I almost thought I hallucinated it

[funnytwittertweets]