AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

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Cosmic Funnies

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shark vs the universe
The Bowery Presents
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if i look back, i am lost

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
🍀 it’s a lucky max! reblog for max luck 🍀
Dandelions
snapshot from one of Oscar’s memorial paintings i did last year!
Spring Truther Affirmations
spring is real
spring has happened before
spring will happen again
spring is coming
spring is on its way
it’s going to be spring soon
spring is not a myth
spring is not a false memory
this kingdom is going to shit man
An honorable mention that lives forever in my heart
I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!
bearer of winter ⋆⁺₊❄︎.
winter night [print]
Frost covered foliage
To fall in love in october. 🤎🍂
A new cozy illustration for my autumn collection.
🦊🌱 Find the hq drawing on my ko-fi shop gallery. (Link in bio).
Felt like doing something cute for Halloween
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I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.
rebogs your post. Yeah you read that wrong. Your post is now a wetland. Enjoy the muddy terrain and the diverse ecosystem. jackass