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President Obama Wins 2012 “Who’s Who” Award Among American Presidents

WASHINGTON, DC - Barack Obama was awarded today the 2012 Current American President Who's Who award as a result of his staffers filling out an online form on the Who's Who website. A panel of independent judges then reviewed the submission and confirmed he would win the award only upon receipt of $19.95 to cover the cost of postage and handling for the award.

Chief of Staff Jacob Lew was ecstatic when they found out the news last week and hoped to parlay this award into some votes in the upcoming 2012 election.

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Ever Wonder Where Shawarma Comes From?

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India Unveils Worlds First Wind Turban Farm

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NEWSWIRE: Annoying Co-Worker Wants To Touch Base Sometime Later This Week Because He Currently Has Too Much On His Plate

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NEWSWIRE: Israel Would Be Willing To Trade Bombing Iran For A Chipotle

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Activision Announces The Upcoming Release Of New Sitar Hero Game

SANTA MONICA, CA – Activision Publishing Inc, the makers of such popular titles as Guitar Hero and Call Of Duty, announced at a press conference this morning their newest game Sitar Hero. “We engaged our fans to find out what they really wanted and then hand-picked over 1,300 tracks that deliver the ultimate sitar experience,” said the Vice President of Gaming. The new sitar controller (available in only the premium, premium plus and super premium plus editions of the game) will have 35 buttons for game play, which will make this one of the easiest “Hero” games released to date.

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lifehau5

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Strong side/Weak Side with Jeremy Lin.

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Ron Paul Spotted Practicing His Concession Speech

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The Latest From The Kardashian Kollection: 5-whore Energy

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Record Crowd Shows Up To Watch NFL Pro Bowl Game On Sunday

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Bed Bath & Beyond's New Concept Store Will Only Contain Items You Need Rather Than Their Usual Assortment Of Crap

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Brett Favre leaves retirement again and shows up at youth flag football to prove he's still got it

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NEWSWIRE: Local Starbucks To Open Additional Starbucks Inside Store

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McDonalds to release 100 calorie Big Mac

OAK BROOK, IL - In an effort to compete with the 100 calorie craze, McDonald's has come out with their own 100 calorie version of the Big Mac. They will be testing it out at limited participating stores until a nationwide roll out sometime in the summer.

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NEWSWIRE: TMZ - Barack Obama reportedly in talks with networks over new reality show about him and SEAL Team Six

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