brb out here vibin with the frogs

Disaster lesbian just trying to get by (22/ libra sun, sagittarius moon, libra rising)

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[yikyakapp-blog]

[dovahkiin-official]

is everyone who reblogged this okay?

[gorps]

no :(

[deepshadows]

me: i wonder what hozier has been up to

hozier:

[captainmarvel]

#also he made some oatmeal

[beepathan]

me, hetero person: hey whats up guys do you want to go get some food

my friends, gay: ??????

me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs

my friends: oh! agshdjjshsj yeah lmao agshdj

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

game developer: this game is multiplayer ONLY, we want you to play this game ONLY WITH YOUR FRIENDS

me, no friends mcFuck: great

[thebootydiaries]

[d1lftaro]

New IT OC: Pennywise’s thot cousin THAT

[marvva]

#SaveRohingyaMuslims

I don’t know if anyone has posted this set on here yet, but I haven’t seen anything on my dash about it so I thought that I would post it. Muslims in Myanmar are being burnt alive and I’m not gonna post videos or photos because they’re brutal and I feel like muslims are dehumanized enough and I’m sick of seeing our dead bodies plastered everywhere. Unfortunately all I know is from what I’ve seen on instagram and twitter, so if anyone has anything to add on, feel free to. Keep Rohingya Muslims in your duaas.

[charlesoberonn]

Weird how engraving someone’s name on a dagger signifies that dagger’s owner, but engraving it on a bullet signifies the bullet’s intended target.

[demilypyro]

This conundrum is easily solved with my patented Dagger Gun

[gearholder]

Crossbow

[demilypyro]

Blocked

[crypticgf]

not to be nsfw but I’d cry if someone kissed me on the cheek

[camalilium]

gay culture is being attracted to someone with your body type but hating it on yourself

[marrella-splendens]

sometimes I have the audacity to think “wow, I don’t think I could get any gayer, I have hit maximum homosexual capacity” and then I see one (1) cute girl and it’s like suddenly being aware of a new spacial dimension that’s been there the whole time, it’s like being slapped in the face and I can see six new colors that humans don’t have names for, it’s like I’ve been asleep for years and sappho herself is violently shaking me awake and my first coherent thought with any modicum of clarity is “holy fuck I am so gay”

rinse, repeat

[hiballer]

when my dog sleeps all day long it’s “cute” but when i do i have “clinical depression” and am “isolating myself from society”

[no-chill-at-all]

[respectfulmemes]

[goruma]

my brain: ur dumb/annoying/ugly

me: