The Fandom Companion

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[dragon8993-deactivated20180222]

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[fuks]

[brianhenry]

This represents me.

[sinfullvibes]

[theequeenpin]

I love everything about this.

[thissbrowngrl]

Lol I love their individual reactions to everything

[sipnsyphe]

lmao

[decadentcryptid]

They’re so cute!

[psychoprism-deactivated20220429]

“I’m organic and raw”

[mechuthaa]

i reblogged this 30 secods in . too epic

[chescaleigh]

[thefandomcompanion]

Part 1: http://thefandomcompanion.tumblr.com/post/126820783328

[heyfunniest]

[thatfunnyblog]

Without his moustache.

That is just so inexplicably wrong

[tashabilities]

Misogyny. Meanwhile, where’s OUR app to tell us how many women they’ve slept with, how many kids they got and don’t take care of, or how many women they’ve left sexually frustrated?

[alexbelvocal]

Please and thank you

[patti-so-moist]

Or how many women they’ve assaulted, slandered, lead on for sex.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

men LOVE to talk shit about women who are sexually active, while feeling like GODS for sleeping with as many women as possible 

if you think a woman is spoiled after being touched, maybe you should take a look at your own damn hands

[barrel-x-rider]

Maybe if they had an app like this, they’d be able to actually find the damn clit

[pardonmewhileipanic]

[h0use-0f-h0ney]

MAYBE IF THEY HAD AN APP LIKE THIS THEYD BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY FIND THE DAMN CLIT I CANT BREATHE

[weloveshortvideos]

Transitioning from October 31st to November 1st like

[vincent-van-goghfuckyourself-de]

literally cried from laughter

[peponichild]

[tangobunny]

After years of global searching and processing human response, the internet has finally completed its original task of finding the most perfect cat video possible.

[ackwet-blog]

oh my god

[jshredz-deactivated20151103]

Unmut this 😭😭😭

[ryanreynoldssource]

[thefandomcompanion]

Hannibal probably texted this to Will at some point

Hannibal: "You should come over for Netflix and kill. :)"

Will: "Netflix and kill?"

Hannibal: "*chill haha autocorrect :P"

[shortvideosandstuff]

[tuckinwheelsandcopinfeels]

Dude was ready

[coat]

He knew this day was coming.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tasteheavenperfectly]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

[heysammy-blog]

 #empty chairs at empty tables

[zaynxlvarchive]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

oh god NO

[newyorktittie-deactivated201511]

oh god YES

[solitarylikeme]

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

[bannerinthevalley]

what

[tombstonetrash]

what

[daddy-frnk-deactivated20150108]

what

[sangoireseussian]

[supermans]