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I have been rudely informed that I am now 24 years of age, fuck you Candi you Age Troll. British. A legit Doctor. Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. I Like Stuff. Obsessively. croatoan-the-line is my #1 hoe on the down low. I also possess a fuck ton of hamsters, also croatoan-the-line's fault.

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[croatoan-the-line]

@thefandomwench

[thefandomwench]

@croatoan-the-line Bitch it me!

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[ampervadasz]

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[dapperboar]

[curiositykilledthecas]

Reblogging again because the art is spectacular. 10/10.

[bewbin]

this scene always cracked me up as a kid

[mysharona1987]

[guerrillatech]

[ratfuck]

Best Pixar short?

the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him

[doggirlpaws]

[catchymemes]

[silver-tongues-blog]

this is better than the entirety of the deathnote anime

[hidingoutbackstage]

Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

[crookedcatperson-deactivated202]

How the fuck Avril looks the same since 2007?

[mas-alexander]

Hey that dude kinda looks like tony hawk

[autistic--cryptid]

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platypus

[bellflower-islandsparkle]

An ordinary platypus?

[kurara-black-blog]

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[coffeedrunk]

pErRy tHe pLaTyPuS?!

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[utopians]

69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs

[utopians]

england is smaller than my state and has like almost as many bars as the entire US combined. like it's just 10,000 short of catching up to the US, a country with almost 5 times its population

[utopians]

going to one pub every single day it would take you 130 years to go to every pub in britain

[english-history-trip]

I've plugged our route into Google, who's with me

[thefandomwench]

@croatoan-the-line Next trip to the UK? 🤔

[jenarion]

A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

[nourishyourturtleheart]

* W I G G L I N G I N T E N S I F I E S *

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

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[famosoentrescalles]

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