certified farmer

Neve// 16// 🌈

[chillxpanic]

Art by Alena Aenami on Artstation.

Music: BLANKS - HIGHER 

[catsi]

a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

[ampervadasz]

[bookwormmaddy]

why are hummingbirds so dumb

[sparrow-va]

[micaxiii]

The Holy Trinity

[cybergata]

[princesstigerbelle]

“WHO KNOCKS?!” “WHO DARES??!!”

[hiimgoldbug]

since everyone loves untitled goose game so much, i have to share something with you. where my grandmother used to live, a neighbor had a pet goose.

tumblr, meet chicken

not bastard. nice boi.

[moderndaydinosaur]

Along the path you encounter a dark, strange, undulating shape, sifting in the soil. Will you interact with it?

[one-lonelybagel]

May I poke it?

[moderndaydinosaur]

You poke the shape.

The shape rears its head from the earth.

Its a chicken.

The chicken is disgruntled at the action of being roused.

[moderndaydinosaur]

You pet the chicken.

The chicken is soft.

The chicken is not satisfied.

Actions remain to appease the chicken.

[defend-animals]

[vegan-activist-network]

[toastycursedcats]

Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)

[princesstigerbelle]

Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!

[king-dykewarp-deactivated202106]

t-the noise- Icantbreath

[jamie-merry]

A fun little ghost animation

[such-a-dumbass]

oH NO!

[beatlemeat-archive]

can you believe how many species of ducks there are forever i thought there was only brown, white and green duck.

[tavley]

im a fan of this guy personally

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Ruddy duck! that’s my favorite duck!

But please also consider:

Hooded mergansers

[todaysbird]

king eider!

[mind-if-i-scream]

Buffle heads! They’re all over the marsh and bay right now!

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

yeah I love ducks

[catsbeaversandducks]

[anxietyproblem]

[diamondandlucy2]

“I’m gonna take all the shiny toys off it as loudly as possible and play with them all at once at 3 am”

[dinuguan]

[thorthedorkworld]

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

[dmofstormandsea]

this video is what dnd feels like

[breelandwalker]

ROLL INTIATIVE

[perezhilton]

[stupendousmelody]

When you are one with the music

[thirstym8nd]

Luvs it

[rae-redacted]

WHO IS SHE

[guyofyear]

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

[theunimpairedcondition]

[counterpunches]

#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

[missmarionmac]

Have some more photos of her in action, because I love her:

And my all-time favorite:

[kirianthedivorce]

I’m sorry but I needed to share this shout out to @lesbiantv for thinking DUCKS AND GEESE ARE THE SAME THING