Random stuff

This blog was originally meant to gather posts about chinese culture and language, but, er, something went wrong, and so here it is: my non-sense blog about chinese, creepypasta, and whatever makes me laugh or think!

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[nomeki]

[timberwool]

Happy Pride 🌈

[cairocopper-deactivated20210402]

An ode to the best walk cycles in fighting games

[shadgandel]

[draayder]

[ayellowbirds]

gods, every time i see that Baiken one, i think, “…is she being controlled by her sentient, independent breasts?”

[octanylremade-deactivated202308]

think you forgot someone

[hurenoshmureno]

[hoina-hysteria-deactivated20221]

[imakuni]

[fightinggameheritageposts]

fighting game heritage post

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[phuijl]

when the heart of the card responds to your trust just right

[phuijl]

#does this make kaiba kuzco #is kaiba gonna build kaibaland on top of Yugi’s gameshop

#can we turn kaiba into a llama

[yami-no-merwt]

PLEASE CAN WE HAVE BAKURA AND MALIK AS YZMA AND KRONK?

[phuijl]

#does kaiba dress in drag??

i hate you all

[plusonefolloweryes]

THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER. All I need is Grandpa as the guy who breaks Kaiba’s groove.

[phuijl]

“You threw off my groove!”

“I’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the CEO’s groove.”

[ask-the-infiltrators]

What’s next… Bakura becoming a cat?

[phuijl]

#omg would Marik’s shoulder devil be Yami Marik?

“Don’t listen to that guy. He’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

“I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!”

[strangewill97]

What would that make Joey???

[phuijl]

#Rebecca should be the wife 

#Ok Ok but Kuriboh would totally be the little squirrel >w> 

“Kurikurikuri??”

“No nonONONONONONO-”

“KURIK URIRIRHR!?”

[katyanoctis]

THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER OMFG

[8bitmickey]

Ok just go ahead and redraw the movie scene by scene

[skarmorysilver]

So, would the jaguars be Beast-type monsters or Dragon-types?

[phuijl]

  # The Big 5 turning into animals

“Get them!”

“Hey, I’ve been turned into a penguin. Can I go home?”

“You’re excused.”

[optix149]

Instead of a giant trampoline, it’s magical cylinder.

[phuijl]

“For the last time, we did not order a Magic Cylinder!”

“You know pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.”

#would baby kaiba have blue eyes white dragon plushies?

i hate all 126,000 of you

[rachelbethhines]

it just keeps getting better and better. 

[nuttyrabbit]

Top quality content on my dash

[sege-h]

@squigglydigg

[mathewryf]

Would the two guys playing a board game be playing Dungeon Dice Monsters?

[phuijl]

“Hey Yugi, you just missed your relatives.”

“Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.”

#Kaiba lines up all the yugioh spinoff protags in a line looking for a rival

“Hate your hair. Your hair. And your hair. Annnnd…”

“Lemme guess, you have a great personality.”

# And instead of a sewer crocodile it’s some sewer dragon thing..lol…

[neonbloo25]

what about the part when Kaiba asks “Why does he even HAVE that lever in the first place?”

[phuijl]

# The dagger on Bakura’s leg is the Millennium Rod

“Then I bet you weren’t expecting THIS.”

[SCREAMS OF HORROR]

“AHA!”

“Oh, okay.”

#So, when Kuzco gets turned into other animals, does Kaiba get turned into other monster cards, like UFO turtle and Fortress Whale since the big 5 got turned into cards?

“Don’t you say a word…”

[If you like these crossover redraws, consider buying me a coffee?] 

[nyabbycat]

personal favorite theme decor from the aquarium today

[trans-axolotl]

Image description: [An aquarium exhibit set up to look like a fake laundromat with many pink translucent jellyfish in a tank shaped like a washing machine. There are signs that say “Blue Moon Laundromat,” “Drop off laundry Service,” and “Professional Dry cleaning services.” The second image is a gif of the jellyfish moving in the dark blue water. ]

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[peachfromcmbyn]

I feel like my crocodile mom can protect my wife and girlfriend and my friend and that random old woman from the other crocodile while I rescue the money.

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[clientsfromhell]

I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.

If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.

Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background.

But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL (“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.

I was so fascinated I didn’t even say anything.

[captoring]

a different microsoft world

[mariamlovesyou]

losing my mind losing my mind

[randomgermancupcake]

N64 graphical glitch

[dragongirltitties]

your dog is clipping through the environment and you're laughing

[trickstertime]

[evergreen-femme]

at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

[topherchris]

awesome news, everyone!!

[zicygomar]

[cali]

pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

[chaosfetti]

Oh to be a little chimecho blowing in the wind

[shencomix]

[eznii]

me: oh no! its started raining and now i cant see through my windshield :( the humble windshield wiper: