Where every woman is a queer.

I have an obsession with Law & Order, Once Upon a Time, Rizzoli & Isles and all lesbians on tv shows. I also have a crush for Mariska Hargitay, Stephanie March, Jill Hennessy, Sasha Alexander, Angie Harmon, Jessica Capshaw, Lana Parrilla, Jennifer Morrison, Mariana Godoy, Carla Vilhena, Glenda Kozlowski and Renata Capucci. I'm lesbian, but it doesn't mean I don't appreciate handsome men. Stick around and I'm sure you'll enjoy my pics!=D rmm_ki101('7',130,'9mm6dekr3e4','54ff00');

[caminadrummerpiratequeen-deacti]

“I need you to lead a salvage mission. Bring back the Nauvoo.” “You gonna make nice with the Mormons? No, why would you?” “We’re gonna retrofit the ship for the Belt, because soon we’re not gonna be a bunch of tribes. We’re gonna be a nation.” The Expanse, 3x01

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “You seem pretty adamant that we’ll find the bodies there.”

Person B: “Of course I am.”

Person A: “What makes you so sure?”

Person B: “Because I’m the one who put them there.”

[thefemslasher]

I’m trying this as a writing exercise with one of my students. :D 

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[warplanerubdown]

[drtanner]

I love this video so much. This cat, trying so hard to sip like a people. Desperate to sip like a people. Objectively incapable of sipping like a people.

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[blackheart15]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[thefemslasher]

best video ever. 

[everythingfox]

Cat playing the blues

(via)

[poetry-protest-pornography]

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

[hemipelagicdredger]

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

[botanical-artistry]

[financeswithwolves]

girl's night

[deliriumcrow]

That soft one in the middle, just sleeping on a bed of delicious apples

[brinnanza]

those apples are probably fermented as hell all these bears are drunk outta their gourds

[thefemslasher]

[thefemslasher]

Não sei vcs, mas eu tenho uma crush fortíssima na Bethânia de atualmente. Cabelos brancos, a voz mais grave, o peso da experiência da vida nas músicas. 

[oneforyestwoforno]

Certeza q os famosos brasileiros mais velhos tem um clã de bruxaria.

Pretty sure that the famous older Brazilians artists have a witchcraft clan.

[lush-retina-is-dead]

[insist-or-give-up]

Interprete maravilhosa!

[thefemslasher]

Eu tô perdidamente apaixonada por Bethânia e não consigo sair desse show.  E essa música em específico é muito linda, que vontade de de gritar, meu deus. 

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[themaarika]

root has obtained a shiny orb from ikea and shaw has to assemble all the new furniture

[killmetenderly-deactivated20250]

Being gay just means:

[supercitycarnival]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Expanse (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Chrisjen Avasarala/Bobbie Draper, Chrisjen Avasarala & Bobbie Draper Characters: Chrisjen Avasarala, Bobbie Draper Additional Tags: Prompt Fill, Angst Summary:

This is a conversation that takes place after the IO campaign, explaining that Chrisjen recommended Bobbie to return to the Martian Marine Corp against her wishes.

Thanks for the prompt @thefemslasher Hope you enjoy!

[thefemslasher]

Thank you! This is excellent, I’m in love with it!