Speak Low

[gerudoe]

but they do like, get together eventually right?

Yeah they get together alright

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[coughloop]

hey  mom wjat

[coughloop]

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[tammycraps]

I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Idk, I think the spelling adds a certain junuh say qwa

[reimanticism]

didn't really like how this turned out but eh...

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: The magpie at our school are basically track teammates lol.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[charlesoberonn]

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

102 years since the best event ever

[trigona-necrophaga]

Gideon the Ninth naming system notes appreciation post

[han-nahhh]

Riza drawing from the other day

[debian-official]

reblog to boop prev with your paw

[aidashakur]

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[jennelikejennay]

turn your attention to The Character

[vhen-harel]

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[softbrah]

“online fandom bestie that you once shared intense intimacies with but don’t really talk to anymore simply bc we drifted into new blorbo obsessions” is such a specific type of relationship that has to be impossible to explain to anyone who hasn’t experienced it