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[aropride]

i love how everyone on this website is kind of pathetic it brings such a sense of understanding and community

[aropride]

🍰 mutual1 jan 32, 2025 - 3:14PM

just had a panic attack mid jerkoff sesh. killing myself goodbye forever #vent #nsfw #<- unless you work at the jacking off store i guess

🎥 mutual2 jan 32, 2025 - 3:09PM

[gif from a movie from 1938]

🐕 mutual3 jan 32, 2025 - 3:07PM

everything is so scary does anyone even know what to do #i hate it here!!!!!!!!!!

🌈 mutual4 jan 32, 2025 - 3:02PM

[gif from house md]

🧍🏻‍♂️ mutual5 jan 32, 2025 - 2:58PM

thinking of watching tv today #i <3 tv show yayyayayyayy

🏹 mutual6 jan 32, 2025 - 2:52PM

I <3 TRANSGENDER!!!!!!!!!!

🩸 mutual7 jan 32, 2025 - 2:49PM

[this post contains filtered content: blood, gore, body horror]

🌧️ mutual8 jan 32, 2025 - 2:41PM

[9-paragraph-long analysis of blorbo from their shows] #does this make sense ?? #analysis #myshows

🐏 australianmutual jan 32, 2025 - 2:38PM

still cant sleep. its 5am rn :( #insomniaposting

🍓 mutual9 jan 32, 2025 - 2:35PM

if i dont finish this essay in time there will be bloodshed #dont EVER go to college. evil here.theres assignmence

🧪 mutual10 jan 32, 2025 - 2:31PM

in the hospital again :P #third time this month. lets all die

⛪️ mutual11 jan 32, 2025 - 2:27PM

i have GOT to fuck a priest sacreligious style #nsft #please please please. on my knees for more than one reason if ur picking up what im putting down #get it . because

🦅 americanmutual jan 32, 2025 - 2:24PM

i fucking love burger

🔮 mutual12 jan 32, 2025 - 2:21pm

i hate taylor swift

🪩 mutual13 jan 32, 2025 - 2:20PM

i love taylor swift

🎸 mutual14 jan 32, 2025 - 2:17PM

i miss gerard babygirl come back please come back #MISS GERARDDDDDD :(

🐝 mutual15 jan 32, 2025 - 2:14PM

[image of 2 men standing across the room from each other] They were in love here ... #do u think they ever explored each others bodies

🧊 mutual16 jan 32, 2025 - 2:09PM

i thionk i might be aromantic .

⛏️ mutual17 jan 32, 2025 - 2:02PM

i have beenplaying minecraft. for 17 hours straight

💜 mutual18 jan 32, 2025 - 1:59PM

considering intensive outpatient again #2025 resolution is to Not kill myself its going bad. iop save me

🪐 mutual19 jan 32, 2025 - 1:55PM

I <3 MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦈 mutual20 jan 32, 2025 - 1:52PM

has anybody noticed that the world is so scary and bad

i just feel really at home here

[soulguibo]

This is genuinely so beautiful

[silliest-guy-ever]

my greatest picmix of all time

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[tormentherapy]

🫀⃝ㅤ 𖥔ㅤ݂ㅤׂㅤ𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐬 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐩, (𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞!)ㅤ݂ㅤ𖧧ㅤׂㅤ⊹

[homunculus-argument]

Libraries are sneaky, because once you go in, it's soo easy to get a library card, and once you have one, you can pretty much grab one of everything of all the stuff they have there with no consequence, and take it home. But then once you're home and you've read all the stuff you'll have to go back to the library to return the stuff, and once you're at the library again, you're at the library again, so might as well pop in to see what they got, and then you're hauling half their shit home again, and then you'll need to return to the library to return them, so you're at the library again

And the next thing you know you've read 3000 books, your crops are clear and your skin is watered, an angel descents from the heaven to suck your dick twice a week, and also you've got some books to return so you've got a perfectly valid reason to go pop in to the library. Just a little bit.

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[emnesoi0]

this is the future liberals want

[passumbapper]

it's almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day to make and whips absolute ass

[passumbapper]

Fruited Lemonade That Makes You Reconsider It All

ingredience:

lemons/limes (this needs to make up the bulk of the fruit being used, like at least 80%)

whatever other fruits or fruit scraps you want, plus any herbs/other flavorings you want to try. by fruit scraps I mean things like cherry pits, apple peels, pineapple cores, strawberry ends, things like that.

granulated white sugar, the coarser the better, 50% by weight of total citrus rinds + 100% by weight of any additional fruit. you'll measure this after you prep the fruit.

water as needed

equipment:

a few nonmetallic mixing bowls

a mesh strainer

a chinoise, ricer or some cheesecloth

a kitchen scale

a citrus juicer or reamer (manual or electric)

a potato masher

juice the citrus through a strainer - saving all rinds -  and refrigerate the juice for the time being. dice the rinds and other fruits if any, keeping the rinds separate. make note of weights, and measure your sugar.

 Place sugar in a large nonmetallic bowl. If using non-citrus fruits and/or any other flavorings, mix them in with the sugar and mash with potato masher. add diced citrus rinds, mix thoroughly, and mash again. cover and let stand at room temperature for at least 4 hours. this allows the sugar to draw out flavors that would otherwise get discarded with the rinds, and the rinds' acids should be enough to dissolve the sugar into a syrup.

Afterward, mash one last time, then collect the syrup by pressing the macerated mixture through a strainer/chinoise or ricer, or squeeze it through cheesecloth. if you want, this can be saved as a standalone syrup at this point, for use in cocktails or desserts. if not, slowly pour the reserved juice through the solids to to help get the remaining syrup out, and squeeze/press again. do the same thing one more time with warm water (roughly the same amount of water as juice). discard solids (or try making sangria with them!).

taste the mixture and add more water if necessary. a stronger mix is totally fine if you anticipate serving over ice on a hot day, or adding booze, or if there was a lot of non-sour fruit. keep in mind that it will taste a bit less sweet once it's chilled. pour into a pitcher and refrigerate.

citrus oils will float to the top, so stir/shake before serving. love you. enjoy.

some tried and true flavor combos:

straight lemon or lime, or any combination of the two, is of course an untouchable classic

lemon & strawberries (that's pussy babe!)

lemon & orange with a hint of vanilla (creamsiclemonade...?)

lemon & apples or apple peels with cinnamon/ginger/allspice (for late summer)

some cocktail type combos, booze optional:

lemon or lime & berries with basil + gin

lime & mint + white rum

lime & ginger + dark rum

lime & cucumber + gin

lime & orange (berries optional) + tequila

lemon, orange & cherry + brandy, bourbon, or rye whiskey

[madgastronomer]

holy gods

[fullmetalfisting]

Tbh germ theory DOES sound crazy. Like if you told a regency-era nobleman that tiny creatures lived on the surface of everything and THAT’S what causes consumption, they’d be like “ah, I see you are a lunatic. Would you reside in my hermitage? Rantings and ravings do so amuse my guests”

[mysteryteacup]

But if you told a Medieval person this they would probably go "Ah, so when the miasma settles on surfaces it gains evil life. I understand."

[alarajrogers]

Yeah, actually, it would probably be pretty easy to explain germ theory to a Medieval person as tiny evil spirits that live on everything, but they can be purified by soap and water, or by alcohol, because that is why God has granted us those things. And because they can float in the air, if you cough or sneeze after they have infested you, that can cause them to infest others. And when you are sick, the angels God has deputized to defend the bodies of His beloved children are at war with the evil spirits, and, sadly, sometimes they lose, but the best way to help your angels win their battle is to rest, drink plenty (this would probably be small beer in this time period, not water, because the water was also infested), stay clean, and for the sake of God do not allow anyone to let your blood, for the angels need that blood in their war against the evil spirits. Bloodletting is good for some types of illnesses but not the kinds caused by the tiny evil spirits.

[chekhovs-raygun]

boiling as a sterilization measure is also easy to explain. water returns to the air when heated and it rises as steam back up to the floodgates of heaven; we know God created the world in seven days, He's not up there making more water every time it rains. it circulates. the returning of water to heaven also purifies the water of unclean and malign influences. you know wormy water from a muddy puddle will kill your kid. you know you wouldn't wade into a bog and have a slurp. water that remains in the low places of earth absorbs all that is unclean from our waste and it may also sponge up new diseases from hell, we're not totally sure about that one, but it seems likely. God set up the heavenly water cycle so that the earth's waters wouldn't totally fill up with gunk.

what does this have to do with boiling your surgical tools? well look, the boiling water releases bubbles of steam which carries the malign influences up to heaven. you boil a knife, you send all the miasmic particles off with the steam to heaven. if you rinse the knife off in a bucket the water isn't hot enough, the particles go into the water and then right back on to the knife. you gotta boil it to get the particles all the way away. how can a tool or rag or a bed have miasmic particles on it when you can't smell them? humans have a lousy sense of smell. look at your dog on the hunt. are there no rabbits in the woods just because you can't smell them? we know that miasma is carried on the air, and is what makes stench so dangerous, and we know that humans can't smell worth a damn compared to dogs cats horses etc. a dog can smell if a rat died in a corner of the room last week. you can't. do you think licking the spot where the rat died is going to go well for you? luckily, what humans lack in snout we make up for in brains. we have extra brains where our sniffers should have been. God set that up for a reason.

and why does a rinse with wine spirits work? man, look how fast alcohol evaporates. my guess is that because wine contains a lot more vice than water, it evaporates a whole lot faster, in sort of an equal and opposite way that a rock falls faster than a feather. if you want the miasmic particles to get off there FAST, you dunk it in something that's going back to heaven at a gallop.

what's up with honey? it just preserves things against corruption. doesn't clean them off. honey doesn't evaporate at all. probably because bees don't sin. it's not good for ridding a tool of particles-- it's sticky-- but fine for preserving anything you don't want to go to heaven OR hell. this is why you wash the wound with wine spirits or purified water FIRST, to sluice the miasma out, then slap the honey on AFTER. and boil the damn bandage, too. you wouldn't put a rotten door in a sound doorframe and expect it to keep out bandits, would you? cmon.

[vicprobably]

I love collaborative creativity and I love community storytelling!!! there's nothing better than when people come together to creat a story, when their characters get to grow without any idea how their story will end. when characters are created with others in mind and are interwoven and destined to grow together, or when they meet a stranger the first time by complete chance and will never be the same again!!!

[bidoofenergy]

in conclusion

[calamitys-child]

I always say that the thing which sets Sargent apart as a portrait artist is that he draws/paints literally every subject - no matter their gender, social position, life vs representational drawing etc - like he is right that minute realising he's desperately in love with them. And it rules every single time.

[calamitys-child]

Examples pulled just from his Wikipedia page most popular works. Absolutely devastating scenes for bisexuals for over a century

[shorthistorian]

Don't forget the ALLIGATORS. He loves them too.

[ageae]

[redstonedust]

'being single sucks because youll be lonely' lame and untrue. 'being single sucks because a lot of groceries are portioned to make food for more than one person and you cant really take advantage of buying in bulk because it'll go bad before you use it all' this i cannot deny.

[thesixthstar]

they should invent a secret second weekend so that you can see friends and do fun things while still having enough time to do errands and sleep in without dying of exhaustion all the time

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[ciqqy]

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

[ciqqy]