SENTENCE MEME âś THE GOOD PLACE / 3.09 ââ 3.11 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
âSome people are saying you live a pretty interesting life out here.â
âWe would love to do a human interest story about you.â
âI saw with perfect clarity how the afterlife worked.â
âFor a celebrity, heâs amazingly down to earth.â
âWe have to learn everything we can about what makes him tick so we can use it to help others.â
âOne manâs waste is another manâs water.â
âAll he consumes are lentils and radishes.â
âWhen is the right time to tell someone you were passionate loves in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but they donât remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse?â
âIâm flattered you would seek my advice.â
âIt may be painful, but itâs never a bad idea to tell someone how you feel.â
âYouâve rescued every stray animal thatâs every wandered onto your property?â
âA happiness pump is someone who is obsessed with maximizing the overall good at their expense.â
âHeâll do literally anything to make other people happy even if it makes him miserable.â
âForgetting someoneâs name has most definitely lost me some points.â
âDo you know anything about snail first aid?â
âI either know exactly what Iâm doing and itâs something, or weâre doing nothing and Iâm winning.â
âThis bar is full of demons.â
âJust because these people are wearing cheap leather and stone-washed denim doesnât make them demons.â
âI have never met anyone so dedicated to making other people happy.â
âI love seeing the look on peopleâs faces.â
âIs it just me, or is [name] a straight up hottie right now?â
âHow are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?â
âWe were in love, and thereâs a real possibility that Iâm in love with you again.â
âEvidence isnât a good thing that you want. Itâs a bad thing that you have to destroy or you go to jail.â
âIf I had a heart, it would be pounding.â
âIn turn, itâs made you an inter-dimensional fugitive.â
âYou canât start randomly conjuring up items.â
âIt might make everything blow up and weâll all disappear forever.â
âThatâs the dumbest thing youâve ever said.â
â99% of all new human behaviors are weird sex things.â
âJust because you donât remember doing something doesnât mean you didnât do it.â
âYouâre just barfing Wikipedia all over everyone to avoid talking about your feelings.â
âWeâre just a bundle of our ever-changing impressions.â
âYouâre embarrassed you fell in love with a trash bag.â
âWhat am I even doing? Iâm chasing a dude who isnât into me.â
âI donât feel like myself for two seconds, and it breaks the universe?â
âFreaking out about everything is my identity, not to brag.â
âIâm beginning to resent your tone.â
âYouâre the only one who can fix whateverâs wrong.â
âYou once called me a human snooze button.â
âDid you mean everything you said, or did you just say that because the world was ending?â
âI need you to volunteer to do something outrageously insane that will either make you cease to exist or be really fun.â
âIf you break enough stuff, that open the door and kick you out.â
âBefore you throw any other lamps, you have anything you want to talk about?â
âItâs an insane situation, but Iâm right here with you.â
âYou seem thoughtful and it concerns me.â
âYou saw that? Thatâs so embarrassing.â
âBe clear, be confident, and donât let them intimidate you.â
âYou still want to go out with me after I just showed you my anxiety sweats?â
âAll of these emotions Iâm feeling are about to burst out of me, which might be super embarrassing.â
âI canât believe Iâm attracted to you.â
âOh, no, youâre crying. I assume itâs because youâre happy or horny.â
âIâm crying because Iâm miserable and itâs all your fault.â
âIâm the happiest Iâve ever been and I blame you.â
âI can tell by your silence and the inability to make eye contact with me that Iâve knocked it out of the park.â
âThatâs a really weird incentive to keep crying.â
âIâm trying to help them navigate some very complex feelings, but everything I do makes it worse.â
âThere are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions.â
âEvery day the world gets a little more complicated and being a good person gets a little harder.â
âIâve never been suspicious of anyone, but I think thatâs about to change.â













