kitchen poet

[parakeet]

after careful consideration i’ve decided to become an abomination

[snappydoodle-deactivated2022051]

Sometimes you gotta make yourself drink water and sit in direct sunlight, like some kind of wilted houseplant

[queenmorganapendragon]

Credit: zehua116

[k-eke]

Smoother pop.

[badlydrawneverything]

none of this feels real

[matthewjohnsons]

spotify wrapped but it’s your bank showing you your 100 worst purchases of the year

[syntacked]

[jadethirwall0-deactivated202012]

I wake up. I consume media. I wish my life was different. I make no effort to change it. I consume more media. I go to sleep.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[institute-for-thermal-research]

I’m real? I’m gotdamn alive?

[luvbey]

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

[megaceros]

[valtsv]

if you need me i’ll be in the forest, searching for portals to another dimension,

[swimmingpoolmp3-archive]

and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i don’t have a brain actually. my head is just filled with lots and lots of dried flowers