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apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

rainbowismymiddlename

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

rainbowismymiddlename

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

lightweightkate

I love these so much

dragonfire814

Finally a halloween tradition I can get behind

pandami52

It looks so fun

kinehora

do you understand my vision

kinehora

thanks all for the support on this one. it’s nice to be heard.

corvigay-clutter

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

cloudstation

my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we’re mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren’t very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it’s a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.

americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u

captainlordauditor

As a Jew I wish to offer my condolences in solidarity to all Mexicans during this trying time. One of the judges of gbbo once shared a recipe for challah made with milk. You can’t eat milk with most meals challah is served at. He claimed it was “traditionally served at Passover”. It’s forbidden to own challah or its ingredients during Passover.

likeadog

putting chris pratt next to jack black almost makes me feel bad for chris like how are u gonna compare him to a God. a Legend. he wasnt good in the first place but when in a project with Jack Black its just like wow he is so sad he should be put down as a mercy

likeadog

chris pratt couldnt have even been an EXTRA in kung fu panda. jack black couldve done starlord.

mosswall

Jack Black SHOULD'VE done Starlord

taahko

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

taahko

you know when you watch an older movie and its actually edited well. like the shots are long and the cuts are spaced and you can actually breathe....yeah

scribbled-death

Remember to support the artists you love, likes don’t spread their work….

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trifoliate-undergrowth

Me: lol I should like this

Me: W A I T

thedovahcat

This comic is a big trap and its damn hilarious

drtanner

This goes doubly so for writing! Support your favourite writers, too!

paulthetoonman

with the year or so i’ve been on this website, all of the of my art post’s reblogs combined, only adds up to 20 reblogs in total.

20

need i say more?

i-am-committing-tax-fraud

so basically, like AND reblog.

borderlinereminders

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour

you know the other thing that I really enjoy about Good Omens? Despite being messy af and bad at talking about their feelings and using their words, Crowley and Aziraphale are just like… actual grown-ups. Like, their defining character traits are that that they would risk literally everything to avoid a change in their daily routine. They literally defy Heaven and face down Satan to stop the Apocalypse because after a long day they just want to unwind at home with their significant other and a nice glass of red. Like they are SO decidedly middle-aged that actual paradise to these two immortal beings of immense otherworldly power is an early dinner out with your sweetie at your favorite restaurant and then going DIRECTLY home to open a bottle of wine and throw on your favorite album. and honestly, hard same?

rusalka2001

if you’re getting into perfume thinking how do i smell sexy/alluring/expensive you’re doing it wrong imo… you need to be like. how do i smell like a cross between an opium den and grandmas hard candy bowl. how do i smell like a cathedral that’s been converted into a club but still has that old wood and liturgical incense smell under all the liquor and glitter. how do i smell like i’m wearing a fur coat and nothing underneath. how do i smell like i’m a nurse in a tuberculosis ward. how do i smell like i’m a nurse in a tuberculosis ward during the day but it’s my night off and i’m wearing a fur coat with nothing underneath in a cathedral that’s been converted into a club after getting ready in my best friends grandmas opium den and i’ve got candy from her hard candy bowl in the pockets of the fur coat.