What Is This Fuckery?

30. He/him. You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys bein' fly.

[thicc-mintz]

Lezzing out to promote her new show…welcome back Brittany

[teathattast]

[norondor]

reblogging this to add that I often think about the old man yaoi mangaka on bluesky who said "the phrase that finally convinced me that the English language is truly beautiful was 'this shit is so ass'"

[feelingsoftheday]

before i agree to 2024 i wanna read the terms & conditions

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

[ramyeongif]

ADHD

[geekinglikeaboss]

Add onto this the constant feeling of being overwhelmed. You didn’t get the laundry done yesterday and now there are piles of it. You forgot to take out the chicken so now you’re trying to throw something together for dinner at 9 pm. You forgot to order your prescription and now it’s the weekend so you’re going to go without for 2 days. There are dishes in the sink. You forgot to plug in the vacuum so now you can’t even clean the floor. There are hobbies you can’t do because you’ve convinced yourself you aren’t allowed to experience fun until the work is finished. Slowly, it all builds and you are left sitting there with so much to do and the inability to organize tasks leaves you paralyzed and lost amid everything! Honestly, you fucking break down crying because you feel like an incomplete person incapable of caring for themselves.

[pudgipuppi-deactivated20230121]

why yes I am seeking attention I’m so glad u noticed

[letusrunawaytogether]

I really wanna stargaze with someone. I think there is nothing better than to stargaze with the one person you love most in the world

[guerrillatech]

[wouldvebeensweet]

lately i've been dressing for revenge

[difficult]

“I think part of the reason people take photos is because they’re afraid that moment will never happen again.”

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[dweebspace]

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

[catchymemes]

[animentality]

Listen my basic human empathy does feel genuine horror for those people who most likely died in that submarine.

But my working logical brain is also scoffing at anyone stupid enough to spend 250k to get into a heavy metal coffin, sinking to see the ocean floor graveyard that is the titanic.

Like just watch the movie, man. Spend 250k to go to Venice or some shit.

Why the titanic? We all know what it looks like. We all saw the movie.

[zebrashavestrips]

because carm is actually motivational and this should be a friendly reminder to everyone

[papillon-en-fleur-deactivated20]

I want to fall calmly in love, not madly in love. I don't want a lover who causes madness, obsession or jealousy. I just want a love that makes me feel secure, protected and wanted.

[libraford]

[plummy-loves]

I wanna bend someone over a bed and lean over them, pull them back by their hair just enough for it to hurt a little. I wanna keep them there while I whisper in there ear, tell them everything I’d like to do to them and spank them if they get too squirmy.