your eyeliner friend

Meg 21/f/Canada I like CDs, black eyeliner, feminism, and pizza. If you need to me tag anything just let me know!

[switchingtogeico]

I think some people carry pickle juice cause apparently the salt helps with cramps? my mum swears by it

nah she just had a hot pickle

[thefuzziestofpeaches]

She had a hot pickle and the top wasnt sealed as much as she might have thought and when she leaned down to look at some things she spilt it

[switchingtogeico]

[switchingtogeico]

[scattered-storyteller]

Hell yeah, trans rights

[kanekween]

does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings

[powerburial]

thats insane. youre a freak

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Being on Tumblr is like being on a website

[rabdoidal]

[ollieplimsolls]

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

[taahko]

is pepsi ok

[ollieplimsolls]

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

[taahko]

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

[mioxenoblade]

Oh, you’re a leftist too?? Awesome! What’s your favorite stuffed animal?? What? You don’t have stuffed animals? What exactly makes you a leftist?

[miniangel]

me

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

[whitepeopletwitter]

[onoff-archive-deactivated202102]

[destroya]

[shimmeringjinx]

GREY’S ANATOMY • Didn’t we almost have it all? 

[dnscully]

nobody down here but the fbi’s most unwanted 👽

(this animation took way too long but here it is)

(click the gif for higher quality)

[turnipoddity]

If only pre historic fish did not grow feet and crawled to the land

[hombredeflorida]

“This is YOUR fault!”

[pacificrim-archive]

black mirror: ough ough ough technology bad

twilight zone: what if Bigfoot was harassing william shitner from the outside of a plane

[caveangelascendant]

hey as a heads up there are people fucking in the notes

[spacegeek3000-deactivated201506]

[catsbeaversandducks]

What Happens When Zookeepers Have Too Much Time On Their Hands

Via Bored Panda

[cockyhorror]

Zookeepers are consistently one of the weirdest professions