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bro i was watching this rlly big artist youtuber and she was like “yeah i feel like some people copy my style and it doesn’t show their artistic voices” YOU DO REALISM?
300k youtuber with a huge platform and videos teaching other people like “how i found my style” and “how i shade” and “My advice for young artists” are like. “oh i wonder why so many people that follow me have vaguely similar art styles while trying to find one they like in their own art journey hmmmmm me no likey”
jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh
hey guys i’m so sorry
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me when my ears dont work n im also a white man
this is your brain on avengers
villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc
but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable
Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!
…………..you think?
…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3
Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old
I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli
Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back
Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it
Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it
Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly
The span of human experience is so insane.
*offers you an evil retirement plan and extremely good evil workplace benefits*
But do you offer evil dental?
Of course??
I said it was extremely good evil workplace benefits, and that is the bare minimum smh. All of my henchman have dental. If some “hero” comes in and punches one of your teeth out while you’re guarding my lair or any of its many nefarious secrets, I will ensure you get seen by one of the finest dentists money can buy
Excellent, I look forward to working with your evil team and being apart of your nefarious schemes and plots
Thank you. I’m overthrowing God
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That sounds about right for Mythbusters.
- Blendo was put together before Mythbusters was a thing - Blendo was so strong and dangerous (for throwing debris into the audience) that The Boys were asked to withdraw it in exchange for a co champion title - they re-entered Blendo years later when the protective wall was much higher. It was once again asked to be withdrawn for a co champion title for the same reason. - copy cat Blendos started appearing and would tear each other apart - Blendo is in the robot hall of fame - Blendo is too strong and powerful
Blendo cannot be stopped.
bonus fact: grant imahara also had a competitive robot named deadblow that would just fucking. hammer the shit out of other robots
how many liner pens died for this….
Cable #75 (2000) art by Rob Liefeld
I just had to see how tiny his eyes really are under all that mess
Decided to keep editing the rest of the face lines out
Tom Nook animated with my left hand.
Tom Nook animated with my right hand.
Animated both with the same amount of love.
So
in Elder Scrolls Online, you can steal things. And sometimes, you will get caught stealing. Usually, when this happens, NPCs will just be like “ugh smh” and you’ll get a small bounty, which will eventually wear off.
But sometimes. Sometimes. NPCs will flip out and try to murder you for stealing. They will try to punch you until you die.
When this happens, you have a number of options:
Kill them. This is not ideal, however, because killing them will count as murder, even if it was in self-defense. Additionally, even if there’s no one else around, killing them will still get you the murder bounty; it appears that they can be witnesses to their own murder.
Let them kill you. This is also not ideal, for obvious reasons, as your gear will get damaged and you’ll have to spend gold to repair it.
Try to run. This is risky, however, because if you’re in a town, the guards might catch you. If the guards catch you, they will take all of your stolen loot, which is terrible. It’s better to be killed than let the guards take your stolen loot.
Try to evade them and block their attacks until they get tired of trying to kill you and leave you alone. This generally works out pretty well; just run in circles and block their punches, and make sure to keep an eye on your stamina and health, and you should be fine.
Obviously, option number four is my preferred method of dealing with these situations. It’s far less risky than running, won’t get you a horrifyingly huge bounty like killing them would, and you don’t die.
So, just a little while ago, I got caught stealing something, and this dude flipped out and started punching me. So of course I tried to wait it out until he gave up by running in circles and blocking his attacks.
But
did you know
when you block someone’s attacks in ESO, a small amount of damage is returned to them.
And, of course, I was keeping an eye on my own health bar and stamina bar. I was not paying attention to his health bar.
And he died.
He punched me so much that he died.
He’s dead. He’s lying in a pool of blood because he would not stop punching me and he literally fucking died from punching me so much. He fucking punched himself to death and now he’s fucking dead he literally punched me and then dropped dead.
And guess what
this still counts as murder.
I have been charged with murder because a dude attacked me and then punched me so much that he died.
#this is worse than the fucking nun incident
what was the nun incident
Okay so
I was just casually walking through town, and I saw another player running along, and their health bar was really low.
So, naturally, I healed them, nbd.
And then the words YOU ARE NOW NOTORIOUS AND WILL BE KILLED ON SIGHT BY THE LAW flashed across my screen
because it turns out that that player was running from the guards, and also, that casting healing spells on wanted criminals is punishable by death.
So of course I ran for it. The guards pursued, but I had a head start, and most of them were still chasing the player who I’d just healed.
I ran for the outlaw’s refuge. It wasn’t far; it was soon within sight, and the guards still chased me, firing arrows and spells, but escape was within my reach. I could see the entrance, right there. It was so close.
And then.
And then this fucking nun just appears out of nowhere and charges right into my field of view, punches my in the face, and I die.
And that’s the nun incident.
So I’m fitting a carpet and look outside and theres a really cool stick in the garden, so I take a picture and send it to the discord, my DM proceeds to make gold from it.
Vestige: my gratitute to you, clockwork god
Sotha Sil: no need to address me such, i am no god.
Vestige: ah, alright then, thanks lord seht
Sotha Sil: would you address me as a friend instead? too many people here speaks formally to me.
Vestige: ok nerd
Sotha Sil:
Vestige:
what the fuck are these people setting their passwords as that one guy could do this to so many influential public figures at the same time
Most apex predators will not attack a human unless provoked, cornered, treatened or starving. Predators cannot risk injury, you can’t hunt while you heal and you can’t heal if you starve. They’re most likely going to look at you and decide you are not worth the risk and effort.
Large prey animals, however, do not evaluate things this way. If a moose feels threatened, it doesn’t start calculating whether to risk injury. They will flee if they can but fight if they must - death is inevitable but it will take you down with it if at all possible.
A wild boar, however, does not give a shit. They just want you dead.
I really thought this was going somewhere else. I don't know where but i know it wasnt where we ended up
I regularly see wild boars as I live next to a nature reserve and they just waltz out causally cus they give zero fucks.
They will attack you if they feel like it. Most of the time they might not. They might just wanna chill by the small store in the middle of the neighborhood and annoy the store owner while she calls the forest department.
But you never know. Maybe they don't care bout her but you? They want you dead specifically, today.
So don't fuck with boars.
(opening narration of a 2000s teen movie voice) hey, my name’s booboo, but my friends call me boo. i guess you could say i’m just your average high schooler, except for one thing - my parents are both famous clowns. the real problem is that i’m not funny, my timing’s way out, my jokes don’t land. in fact, i got kicked out of clown school last year, and now i’m attending a regular high school for the first time in my life. i’m going to have to learn to blend in and become a real class clown if i ever want to impress my mom and dad. i guess you could say i’ve got pretty… big shoes to fill. (indie music soundtrack kicks in, played on marching band with jarring and discordant clown honks from my massive shoes as i walk down the hall)
