Its Ace Or Nothing

I’ll do cursed art for money. DM me for my PayPal and tell me what you want. 24 year old adult. He/His pronouns

[aventuras-de-andre]

au where merlin panics during the magic reveal and just starts gaslighting arthur. he just builds a fire with magic and arthur freaks out, gasping that he is a sorcerer, and merlin is like ‘?? yeah arthur i told you like a week into my stay in camelot? i don’t know why you are reacting this way.’

and arthur is losing his mind and merlin is just doubling down like arthur you’ve KNOWN for YEARS why would you let me go on quests without armor otherwise??

[thegayallen]

I mean he literally did confess to magic in the third episode…

[flameo-hotman]

Uther and the Fire Lords have much in common, what with the wearing red, killing almost all the dragons, and committing a genocide against a peaceful people. Air benders and would get along with the Druids. A son who must question the belief system taught to him by that father?

Last Airbender. Last Dragon Lord.

Appa and Killgaroh both can fly. Gaius is Iroh.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[flameo-hotman]

Also both Uther and the Fire Lord burn people with fire.

[flameo-hotman]

Uther would think Ozai is a terrible father and rightfully so.

[momento-more]

@elodieunderglass - This made me think of you.

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much for this

[flameo-hotman]

Uther and the Fire Lords have much in common, what with the wearing red, killing almost all the dragons, and committing a genocide against a peaceful people. Air benders and would get along with the Druids. A son who must question the belief system taught to him by that father?

Last Airbender. Last Dragon Lord.

Appa and Killgaroh both can fly. Gaius is Iroh.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[flameo-hotman]

Also both Uther and the Fire Lord burn people with fire.

[flameo-hotman]

Uther and the Fire Lords have much in common, what with the wearing red, killing almost all the dragons, and committing a genocide against a peaceful people. Air benders and would get along with the Druids. A son who must question the belief system taught to him by that father?

Last Airbender. Last Dragon Lord.

Appa and Killgaroh both can fly. Gaius is Iroh.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[illisidifan]

Fantastic

[aromanticsky]

let’s a make a beautiful mycelium network…

[aromanticsky]

I’ll start!

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This is my fungus! They are young and lonely, please help them grow and make friends!

[aromanticsky]

the network is growing!

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[pirateprincessjess]

I wish the Pokemon franchise spent more time showing disabled people with Pokemon. I think a service animal Pokemon would actually be an amazing thing.

[pirateprincessjess]

It doesn’t even need to be big things either. I have Narcolepsy, and I think it would kick ass to have a Munchlax. I bet that little dude would be so excited to snuggle up and take a nap with me every time I have a sleep attack.

[gnomeskillet]

But imagine if it was a Snorlax!! You would have a comfy sleeping spot with you at all times, right in the middle of its big, warm tummy u_u

Meanwhile, I have trouble sleeping, so I would like to have a Jigglypuff to sing me to sleep. Even if I have to wipe off marker in the morning, it would be worth it to feel well-rested for once....

[pirateprincessjess]

Oh heck you make a STRONG argument for Snorlax over Munchlax

[kassandra-thewasp-hyena]

Mr mime could create ramps for wheelchairs if the place you need to access doesn't have one. It could also create temporary sitting places if someone with chronic fatigue needs to rest (though a snorlax would be more comfy)

[pirateprincessjess]

Oh this RULES! That’s exactly the kind of creative accessibility that I want to see in the Pokemon universe! Easy access to ramps everywhere!!! Mr Mime would actually be amazing!

[nextstopparis]

“i asked chatgpt—”

ok well i asked the cryptic fucking dragon that was imprisoned underground 20 years ago and he told me that no one can choose or escape their destiny so. he may have also told me i have a soulmate in the guy whose guts i hate but i dont really have time to think about that right now

[jackthebard]

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

[sourcedumal]

[shuttersmiley]

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

[foxsan-deactivated20140515]

Isaac Asimov.

[sim0nbaz-deactivated20170205]

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

[cryptovalid]

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

[gunthatshootsennui]

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.

[deathcomes4u]

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

[velocigrey-deactivated20160825]

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

[geekinlibrariansclothing]

Got that?

[bettieleetwo]

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

[la-knight]

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

[athenadark]

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

[thepsychicclam]

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

[ladynorbert]

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896

[t3acupz]

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

[importantanimalstories]

This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants

[serozvero]

Well, now I'm a Gilbert fan. That sly villainous grin and squint…

[justsomepetermemes]

[0dde11eth]

[everything-but-the-not-natural]

Be more unhinged colorful foal, I'll deal with Geralt's whining

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

[shrewhouse]

happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.

[xenthosss]

Heres a picture btw

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[jades-private-blog]

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