Me

College is rad

[gallifreyburning]

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[spacemancharisma]

thinkin about my (openly gay) lit professor today saying, “one of my favorite historical anecdotes is the time that Oscar Wilde was in America, at the same time that Walt Whitman was active and writing poems about sticking his tongue down other men’s shirts, and Wilde went to Whitman’s house exactly one time and spent several hours there, and ever since all these historians have been like ‘what could they have been doing???? it’s such a shame we’ll never know...’ and I just.... we know. the only question now is who was the top.”

[whywouldisayprinter]

Whitman. No person that writes 'Love is a sacrament best taken kneeling' is a top. (Looking at you Wilde)

[beggars-opera]

Yeah, there’s really no question there.

[mai-knives-are-sharp]

Today, 3 black teens were attacked by a homeless man in Santa Clarita. People called the police on the homeless man. But the police aimed their guns at the teens they were supposed to protect.

I'm tired. USA is a hellscape. It's hard to find inspiration to write lately.

[heartfeltdelight]

this is the funniest thing to ever happen

[whitepeopletwitter]

[surreelust]

A Positive Light on a Negative Space by Tang Yau Hoong

[objetocotidiano]

drag them

[lion-themood]

Most guys were fugly, tea

[lol-chat-sur-la-drogue]

The hottest guy she dated she dumped because he was bisexual. That bitch has her priorities in her ass. Fuck her and her shoes.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Irena Chrul (German, b. Hamburg, Germany, based Montreal, Quebec, Canada) - Untitled  Paintings: Oil on Linen

[momgenes-deactivated20130424]

A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

[100493503004422]

“I have made mistakes but so has god” is my new go-to excuse

[awbrainno]

why

[acenerdsbian]

At first I was like, okay revolver heels are kinda weird but you’re being a little harsh.

AND THEN I SAW THE TRUE HORROR OF THESE SHOES

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Those are his hooves you bitch

[seymourdisapproves]

Neigh-onetta

[nosez-moved]

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

[anarchogay]

me after setting one (1) boundary

[fandoms-funnies-etc]

Barbie Princess Charm School (2011) hits the kids with a lesson on Gentrification real hard

[strongcat]

barbie said fuck urban renewal

[cartographerswithoutborders]

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

[leafcrunch]

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

[knoping]

[adulthoodisokay]

we didn’t deserve Sense8