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(this is the worst blog)

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

soviet leader: Comrade, we need you to go undercover in America. Here is your fake identity 

[fatmanatee]

[bidoof]

i like how wikipedia uses the stupid belligerents/strength/casualties and losses table they use for all major human conflict articles for this four year feud between two factions of chimpanzees

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[acidocasualidad]

[cool-ghoul]

DARK GOOGLE

FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUES

[cool-ghoul]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[skelefolk]

what the fuck is this

[queenriver-deactivated20200113]

fun fact: if you text a landline, it’ll call the landline in a robot voice and read the text

less fun: our intern was locked out this morning and didn’t realize the number she had for the other assistant was a landline so she texted it because she was locked out so at 9:30 this morning our phone rang with a robot voice loudly saying PLEASE LET ME IN before hanging up

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[contexfiles]

[addelburgh]

[cutemeanie-deactivated20160214]

will you guys shut the fuck up im trying to sleep

[heckatiee-deactivated20220122]

[platidude-deactivated20200121]

[neongenesisevangaylion-deactiva]

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

[squidwurd]

[iraffiruse]

[memewhore]

[venomsnake420-deactivated201712]

thanks facebook for this very important information

[ghosthierophant]

 we gotta kinkshame fuckin fossils now

[lazerem]

It gets better when you see the newspaper headline