Poor Dysfunctional Night Squad

sleep is a wish

[tramtheram]

So i might have to fire my sandman.

My dream last night was literally an Ai slop mobile game with micro transactions and ads

What the fuck brain 😡

[were--ralph]

[artemissoftstepper]

need a bad sleep reset

this is a very delicate operation which involves not falling asleep until the late enough tomorrow that i can get a normal nights sleep

[voxelfoxkae]

[thememedaddy]

[dysfunctional-night-squad]

The best thing ever is waking up only to be as or more tired than when you went to bed 🫩

[penandinkprincess]

i would love to go to bed when i plan to, but unfortunately the person in charge of me is me and that bitch LOVES screentime and poor decisions

[dysfunctional-night-squad]

The most comfortable time to get any sleep is 5-10 minutes before the alarm goes off.

[mihai-florescu]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Except, critically, at bedtime.

[8akesale]

problematic bedtime gap

[lycanr0t]

comic about chronic fatigue

[thememedaddy]

[bayesic-bitch]

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

[bayesic-bitch]

Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

[yb-cringe]

oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

[yb-cringe]

HOW did this get ANY notes

[greendragon995]

My favourite rule is never trust anything you feel about your life after 9pm

[kimmyclink]

Them: Why are you in such a bad mood?

Me: I woke up.

[makemeyours-29-deactivated20241]

"Are you good in bed?" No, I can't sleep.

[whatsnewalycat]