Your Favorite Nightmare

Do you want to play a game?

[natureaestheticdreams]

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[leethetrashpage]

☁️ M-mr obama is that you Hewwo! Pwease hewp me i seem to be in a wittle bit of twubble mr obama hewwo H-hewwo?? M-mr obama pwease im drowning H-hewwo im scawed

mistew obama....

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[scifimagpie]

I have no mouth and I must stream

[pukicho]

Been in Norway for a few weeks, here are some photos from my trip!

[thegirlwiththerosetattoos]

“The pleasure I feel in watching you suffer is greater than any pain I will ever feel.” -Stefan Salvatore

[guerrillatech]

[overdramaticntrue]

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away

[bidaubadeadieu]

other anagrams of delta-omicron:

MORON CITADEL

CILANTRO MODE

CONDOM RETAIL

MOONLIT CEDAR

LORD MEAT COIN

RENT ACID LOOM

ACNE MOLD RIOT

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

guess the op of that tweet lives in the moron citadel

[lettersfromzephyr]

[makomoriz]

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

[eatsoylentgreen]

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[maliciousindungeon]

“greetings, whore”

“[fortnite dances]”

[reminiscentrevelry]

[silent nod]

[attack crouch]

[sapphirecereal]

[wierd noise]

[wierd noise back]

[urlocalfrogmammy]

“where’s the fucking cheese?”

“the dog ate it.”

[alienoresimagines-deactivated20]

*start hitting each other as greetings*

[televisionboy]

“asshole”

“bitch”

“k I’m getting food do u want any”

“yeah”

[band-of-bitches]

*after not seeing each other for months*

“Hey, guess what?”

“What?”

“You’re ugly”

“Thanks”

[fandomsallaroundme]

“I’m home biiiiiitch!”

“Fuck you and welcome back.”

[quinintheclouds]

“I see the poison failed.” “try harder next time.”

[mayflowers07-deactivated2026071]

“Why aren’t you answering my texts asshole?!”

“I blocked you three months ago because you kept sending me One Direction memes.”

[sgt-kiran-1806]

“Hey dude”

“‘Sup bitch”

“I’m dying”

“Me too!”

“Alright have a nice day love you”

“Same”

[lutrimus]

*demonic screech*

“Fuck you”

[iwillsithereandtrytocontribute]

*bursts through the door*

“What the fuck?”

“Feed the dog.” * wiggles back from wence I came.

[pixelatedrose]

*sends a single text*

“Why the fuck are you talking to me”

“Idk why did you talk back”

“Fair. wanna play a game”

“Yea okay”

[glittergluekintsugi]

“Yo. Wanna play kingdom hearts”

“no. Fire that shit up”

[i-restuff]

“oi”

[thepineapplepanda]

“I’m going to take a shower!”

“Try not to drown!”

[thatthingsittinginthecorner]

“hello”

“go away”

[yourlocalbirdguy]

“hello”

“hi how was your day”

“good”

“that’s good get out of my fucking room”

[jaegerisim]

*breathes*

“can u stfu for one fucking second????? god u are literally so fucking annoying, u hoe”

[dreg-heap]

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

[madnessofmen]

It was a woman that did it!

[talldarkandautistic-deactivated]

I love girl talk, especially when it’s complex geological theory

[plaguedocboi]

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

[theboboshow]

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

[plaguedocboi]

Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves

[legsloveless]

[chubbyshibari]

[guccifloralsuits]

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

[thegirlwiththerosetattoos]

Nickelback 😀

[thegirlwiththerosetattoos]

If I were the main character in an indie movie the first scene would be me dancing in circles to new scream by turnover while brushing my teeth and then I’d trip over the trash can and fall into the bathtub tragically ripping the shower curtains down while my best friend’s mom yells in the background to ask if I heard that dinner is ready

[colourofthekites]

I was not put here to work I was put here to lick men's necks to turn them on

[tyjrose]