Be not alarmed, Madam,

Part-time flamingo trapped in the body of a human woman, part-time functioning adult.

[oooooooo]

My Cat Princess Tigerbelle

[3rdeyechakra]

[yungterra-blog]

*sees a large dog* FINALLY some relatable content

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

me: [minding my own business, chewing an object]

god: …what are you eating?

me: [starts chewing faster]

god, rising: NO.

[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]

[fuckstruckswan]

[ekjohnston]

I was 14 when I saw this movie and it was life-changing for a bunch of reasons, but this scene was definitely one of them.

[wumbawoman]

I’ve always wondered if Drew really carried Dougray or if it was a double of slight of camera. Fun fact on IMDB, 

In the movie, Danielle rescues the prince from gypsies by carrying him on her back. According to legend, when King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king’s people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women’s clever trick. “A king” he said, “should always stand by his word.”

Another source

The castle in Weinsberg is called  “Burg Weibertreu,” which translates roughly as “Castle Women’s (or Wives’) Faithfulness.”

[emptytheroll-deactivated2020052]

men always want to make me feel stupid. no. i am stupid on my own terms

[mysharona1987]

[vladtheunfollower]

[dutchster]

life may be rough but boobs are really really soft

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[gaelgarcia]

Steven Yeun photographed by Taylor Jewell // Sundance Film Festival on January 21, 2018

[ripe]

fantasticflora on ig

[valtsv]

if you see me wandering the windswept moors and highlands in nothing but a nightgown plastered to my skin with rain, wailing and wringing my hands as i stumble over the already mud-trodden hem, i ask that you do NOT approach. i will be FINE. i just need to work through some stuff & be dramatic first. please respect that.

[unstalker]

[donglethegoblin]

Visited the Homeland last week

[wonderlartcafe]

Hara Zaisei 原在正（1778－1810）—

Painting of sleeping cat 「睡猫図」すいびょうず.

Osaka City Museum of Fine Arts

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

me: i am a reasonable adult and a literature enthusiast. i can totally read a classic book even if it hasn’t got any female characters in it. i will appreciate it for what it is and understand its historical and cultural context. i will keep in mind that women need not always be at the center of every story.

me like 30 pages in: i AM SO BORED, I AM DYINGGGGG, SHOW ME AT LEAST ONE HUMAN WOMAN AT ONCE OR I SHALL PERISH