A Bisexual Bitch

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I just got the most baller idea EVER for a destiel fanfic it has all the goods angst, internalized homophobia, smut male x male AND male x female (but in a gay Andrew in drag way), and either more angst or a fluffy ending depending on the writer:

For whatever reason Cas has to use a female vessel and Dean finds said vessel attractive Cas (who has hidden feelings for him) finds some kind of way for them to have sex Dean wakes up and has a very panicked OH SHIT moment where he’s like “I banged a dude!” Then getting comforted by Cas saying he isn’t technically a man so let’s say this has more than one chapter we go to the next one where Cas is back in jimmy’s body (a few weeks or even months after Cas and Dean have been sleeping with eachother) Dean then goes into extreme panic mode cause then he feels like he’s been sleeping with a man right? So Cas and him stop talking to eachother for a while each of them wallowing in slight misery and Dean having to deal with all his weird feelings then either the fic ends with A. Cas and Dean ending off on really bad terms (angst ending) B. They return to being friends but Cas still has to deal with his romantic feelings for Dean and it follows the canon plot with Cas going to superhell and Dean dying (canon ending) C. Or Cas gets the back bone to talk to Dean and it either ends with them fucking or being in a romantic relationship (fluffy/smutty ending)

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Naomi Mori! My OC

Age:26 Gender:Female Pronouns: she/her/herself

height:5’3 eye color: dark brown ethnicity: she is in a high fantasy world that I made but here on earth she would be wasian (Caucasian mom) (Japanese dad)

She is the FMC in my story “Mania” I have mentioned her a few times before on this account but I need a formal introduction for her

The main special thing about her is that she is a “Beastman” a wolf Beastman to be specific and Beastmen are a race of people that are either full on personified animals or werewolves and they play a very important role in my story they are meant to represent indigenous people who got stomped out by colonization and who were forced to conform to Christianity (more on that later) and in this big metaphor Naomi (who is a werewolf in this case) is meant to be symbolic of people born to a parent who was forced to suppress their beliefs and before I get into the personality of Naomi I want to give one more tidbit: I plan to have all of the Beastman be non white (Asian, Meso American, Latinos, Hispanic people, African Americans, Native Americans, the diverse tribes of the Inuit etc)

Personality:

Desperate for adventure, at the point of my story she has spent years of working a boring office job while feeling like she was destined for much more, I definitely designed her to have a punk ish vibe to her in fact the swagger hairdo she is rocking is a Mohawk, alcoholic, slightly… dumb to be honest, stubborn, strong,

Place in the story:

I don’t wanna spoil too much since I do plan on publishing this one day or making it into an animated indie pilot but I can tell you that her motivation for going on a grand adventure is pure boredom and slight dread about wasting her life and not knowing her heritage

Thanks byeeee

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Idk why but u just got the intense and sudden urge to draw Naomi but as Audrey 2 from little shop of horrors like Naomi but in a poison ivy esk outfit thoughts?

Any details I should add?

Nahhh this idea is perfect!

Put down something in the comments

I just wanna see the results

Voting ended onJun 9

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HELLO my lovely people I have a new update on Mania the story I’m making: all mortal angels (I’ll explain this in more depth in a different post) are PAN GENDER which means that they go by anything they do not care BUTTTT i would hate to misrepresent Pan gendered people SOOOO to anyone who is Pan gender PLEASE give me some tips I wanna give yall some good representation!

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To all the people who are following me: i am sorry about how slow I take to post i am using mobile and it is legit hell to type all these out

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Just got into Madoka magica

THAT CAT BUNNY THING IS A BITCH

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If had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a good 80s movie with queer coding and Alex winter in it that has a low rating but is now a cult classic i would have one nickel because I haven’t been able to watch the lost boys yet

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THIS SHIT IS MAKING ME BAWL BRUH I NEED HIM BACK RAHHHHHH (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) him just crying makes me cry too tf

credits to the owner :3 i forgot

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This right here is why I hate the “black noir is a dominant bad boy” like no??? It’s said that he is sensitive in the show he would not get off on you crying or your misery I mean I know he isn’t a sub but still he is a soft dom and I will say that till I die!

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when you’re reading a fic and you can immediately tell it’s written by ai

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SCREW AI!! (REBLOGGING for the tips on how to spot AI in the comments)

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THE GUIDE TO

SIRENS!

Quick authors note: this is strictly talking about MY universe and MY rules please do not use this as factual things about sirens and also this is in the point of view of like an outdated author ENJOY

Part one: Sirens vs Mermaids

One mistake people make in identifying the evil man eaters known as “Sirens” is that they are the same thing. The main difference is Sirens have human levels of intelligence meanwhile Mermaids are nothing more than scaly animals. Mermaids are also strictly freshwater creatures but Sirens reside in salt water. Sirens also tend to be larger and live in much deeper water. And sadly the hunt for those crazed man eaters has lead to the endangering of the Mermaid species, so remember! Mermaids and Sirens are different, on your next hunt make sure to avoid killing those beautiful creatures!

AU:i am sorry it’s short but I promise part 2 will be better and longer

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Chirp like a bird

An OC one shot

Ah what a lovely day! Sunny, warm, a lovely spring day. Especially for Francis and Naomi who were cuddling. Body’s combining under the soft sheets, Naomi’s head pressed against Francis’s chest looking so damn cute! And Francis looking down at her. Drooling onto his sleep shirt, thick brows furrowed in some type of dream. It made him feel hot . Like a 112 degree fever hot, he was torn either let her sleep or work out his spring rut and wake her up. No! He couldn’t! That would be so perverted… he dared to sneak a small glance at her, she started snoring. Cute little snores. His throat expanded with air and “Cooooooooo” he chirped, she stirred and muttered. More warbling and chirping came out of his mouth. Slowly Naomi blinked her eyes open and looked up at him all drowsy. The feathers on his wings fully puffed up and twitching, his face was beet red. He looked down at her dark brown eyes full of confusion and quickly untangled himself from her legs and arms. Then he lied on his side about as sexily as he could manage, and chirped again. Naomi sighed deeply. It was going to be a long afternoon…

Mortal Angel fact #1: they are able to mimic bird calls and they also can get into spring ruts

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Just gave Naomi the coolest werewolf transformation based off of one tiktoker who gives monsters realistic anatomical features and reze from chainsaw man

Basically reze saying “boom” and shit allowed this to enter my head and I got the main part of it from the guy

She explodes into flames and out bursts her werewolf form

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Some cool fun facts about Naomi Mori my OC:

1. She is bisexual

2. She found this out after going insane over a comic character in her favorite comic series “The Bloody Barbarian Babe” in which a muscular Viking woman named Veronica Viscera slashes and plunders through life she fell deep in love with Veronica

3. She had a bit of a femcel phase she got over it but she still does love a lot of her nerdy interests

4. She has a Mohawk that she freaking loves dude takes care of that thang like a baby

5. She used to work at a pizza place

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Yall on my old account @thegoatkingbitch I wrote about two lesbian sirens and I low-key feel like trying to redo that series

A bit of background it was about two sirens Kombu and Coral who loved eachother should i try to bring it back to life

Lesbian Mermaids

YESSS

HELL NAWW

Voting ended onApr 24

(I forgot to crop this I’m so sorry 😭)

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How to kill any member of the eltingville club:

Show them tumblr and let them see the MILLIONS of women wanting to get into their pants their heart will explode like actually explode blood foam out the mouth falling dead

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Unexpected Guest - Choose Your Own Adventure

MWEEP! It started as a rhythmic scraping against the shingles. Then the silver dust began to leak through the vents. You thought it was a ha

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Hi

Thanks for saying hi!