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hollis-art

get that girl her Odo fries !!

catchymemes

sighinastorm

cat posts

shatar-aethelwynn

Inspired by the excellent advice of the dearly beloved @gothiccharmschool

And because I will never turn down an opportunity to make a project more painful for myself than it needs to be, I did this in DMC glow-in-the-dark thread. Because, while it's not as hellish as their metallic thread it is still Effect thread and is painful to deal with because of how it unravels.

The font is from MENonWOOLx on etsy. The bones were adapted from the SkellyAlphabet from HappySlothPatterns on etsy.

thegoddamnsisko

I need this on a battle jacket.

Dichondra Repens. Because traditional grass lawns can fuck off.

weonsinnombre

adamsmasher

What I love about this is seeing that he's clearly a hockey skater. Now, I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to cold slippy antics, but what I notice is different between hockey skaters and nearly all other skaters is that hockey skaters essentially run on the ice. Any other skater is trying to glide, perform, or be otherwise smooth. Create a new type of mobility, but on ice. But hockey skaters? The floor is slippery but that's why they've got knives on their feet, so it's running time. Run run run run.

So this is like playing tag on ice, except the one guy you're trying to get is magically not on ice. And I think that's pretty neat.

jackironsides

He’s also making really good use of the stoppers on the front of his skates. You can clearly see several times that when he starts juking and running he’s not actually running with the wheels in contact with the ground – he’s tipped forward to run on the rubber stoppers, which will give him more traction on the slippery surface. He can change direction faster because none of his kinetic energy is going into countering the inertia of spinning wheels.

I don’t know if the picks on the front of ice skates are used similarly (because ice hockey is not so much of a national pastime in Australia) but I wouldn’t be surprised. But I spent a bit of time with a roller derby team, and I recognised that particular stopper run :)

brightlotusmoon

honoriaw

toe pick!

thegoddamnsisko

This dude would be a fucking amazing jammer. Someone hook him up with his local roller derby league asap.

jellybeanium124

charlie the unicorn but it's izzy. guys- guys cha-- charlie the unicorn-- he- grumpy gray unicorn tormented by two demons-- but it's izzy-- izzy the unicorn. izzzyyyyy go into the candy mountain cave izzzyyyyyy

#THEY STOLE MY FRICKIN' KIDNEY

princessgemma12

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

incandescent-creativity

#fun umbrella. we r all sitting under it like the big rainbow thing in elementary school gym class

bustrkeaton

The Thick of It | 3.05

bonus:

sayruq

Like clockwork

kaelleid

Last night's dream was brought to you by Matt Berry forcing me to eat 10kg of Cadbury's Dairy Milk 🍫

He gave me 30 minutes to finish it. If I failed, I would be banned from eating any and all chocolate for the rest of my life.

#matt berry haunts my dreams #parasomnia is a hell of a drug #matt berry #wwdits

raspberrydee

i just watched the omen (1976) and while i really enjoyed it, i couldn’t stop myself from laughing at JUST how much neil and terry stole from it when writing good omens 😭😭

neil-gaiman

When we wrote the book the film The Omen was popular currency, much like Jaws or Star Wars, and people knew we were (among other things) parodying it. These days people have forgotten. It’s as if Spaceballs had gone on to have a longer media life than Star Wars.