Are you going to do it like that?

I am Momus. God of ridicule, satire, blame, mockery, censure, scorn, criticism, writers and poets. Can you remember all of that, morons? {Independent RP based on Greek Mythology but I'll play with all of you.}

[fradulentiarchangelum-deactivat]

Seriously, take it.  Otherwise my combustible blade is going in a volcano.

Thanks.  I’m glad to be home and safe.

[thegodsardonic]

Well if you insist. Did you manage to have any fun in the underworld? I imagine it's short on amusements.

[fradulentiarchangelum-deactivat]

thegodsardonic replied to your post: Pleasant holiday? Did you bring me a gift?

Hmm, I do enjoy shiny things…

Can’t get shinier than on fire.

[thegodsardonic]

Quite. However, it would be a crime to take your combustible blade. I'm just happy to see you back safely.

[fradulentiarchangelum-deactivat]

thegodsardonic replied to your post: M!A: Guess what? You get to die. Have fun in Purgatory.

He…he will be back.

[thegodsardonic]

This is not cool. Not cool. I should go and see if I can help break him out, they're probably doing it all wrong.

[fradulentiarchangelum-deactivat]

Hermes is usually willing to cause shit, as is Dionysus.  You’re not without people to entertain you.

I don’t even know.  It’s ridiculous.

[thegodsardonic]

I'm sure I'll bump into those two soon enough, but everybody seems quite gloomy. I'd say I've arrived at rather an awkward time. It's like a traditional family reunion, all emotion and disappointment.

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

I'm awake

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

Yeah, thanks. I already got the whole worried sibling, therapist thing from Hypnos so if that’s what you’re gonna try, don’t.

[thegodsardonic]

I’m not particularly worried, I’m just trying to help you be a better you. [glances at other Thanatos] Both of you. I care, really I do.

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

That’s all you ever do, right?

We know you care but we’ll be fine on our own.

[thegodsardonic]

Everybody is so uptight around here. What’s wrong with you?

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

Nothing.

Everything.

Melodramatic immortals.

[thegodsardonic]

Well, I'm with you there. Quite a few over-sensitive deities in the family. Has something of note happened?

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

I'm awake

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

Yeah, thanks. I already got the whole worried sibling, therapist thing from Hypnos so if that’s what you’re gonna try, don’t.

[thegodsardonic]

I’m not particularly worried, I’m just trying to help you be a better you. [glances at other Thanatos] Both of you. I care, really I do.

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

That’s all you ever do, right?

We know you care but we’ll be fine on our own.

[thegodsardonic]

Everybody is so uptight around here. What's wrong with you?

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

I'm awake

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

Yeah, thanks. I already got the whole worried sibling, therapist thing from Hypnos so if that’s what you’re gonna try, don’t.

[thegodsardonic]

I'm not particularly worried, I'm just trying to help you be a better you. [glances at other Thanatos] Both of you. I care, really I do.

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

I'm awake

[thegodsardonic]

Can’t get anything past you, Thanny. Why are you moping around?

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

Because I’m allowed to mope.

[thegodsardonic]

It's not becoming and it doesn't suit you. Well, it does a little.

[thegodsardonic]

tricksandtreatsplease replied to your post: ♔

I fucking love you, man.

I love you right back, dude.

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

I'm awake

Do I want to get up though?

[thegodsardonic]

You should. I’ve been sat waiting here for eons.

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

No you haven’t, you just got here.

[thegodsardonic]

Can't get anything past you, Thanny. Why are you moping around?

[onapalehorsexx-blog]

I'm awake

Do I want to get up though?

[thegodsardonic]

You should. I've been sat waiting here for eons.

[enualios-deactivated20121214]

thegodsardonic started following you

Fantastic, almost the whole squad is here now. Can’t you wear matching t-shirts or something? Makes it look as ridiculous as it is.

[thegodsardonic]

Ah, Miss Battle & Bloodshed. Lovely to see you, too. And what brings you down to Tedioustown?

[thegodsardonic]

♔ [did I do this already? oh well]

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[thegodsardonic]

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[thegodsardonic]

♔

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[thegodsardonic]

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[hindugoddessinhiding-blog]

thegodsardonic started following you

“Momus, it’s been awhile. You look well.”

[thegodsardonic]

"Yes, too long, Kali. Looking a little on the plump side, dear. I jest, I jest. You look wonderful, love."