THE GOTH ORC

glitch art | disco elysium bullshit | venting probably

[mmmthornton]

God why is Kim the funniest character.

[sydmarch]

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since i made this audio recently i felt i had to do this after seeing @guardiansofgahooleonwii 's post

[wizard-email]

sometimes dnd archetypes annoy me because like. at the core of a paladin oath it's being so dedicated to something it gives you superpowers

they're not christian camp counselors or cops they're fucking autistic

[wizard-email]

I know this is a meme but Paladins are genuinely one of the most flavour-rich classes in the game.

An oath is a fascinating cornerstone of characterisation simply because a person, for whatever reason, has been driven to condense their permanent identity into a few words. It's this immovable pillar of their character magically anchored to the core of their being, and what's more? It's by choice.

You don't fall into a Paladin oath the way you might with a Warlock pact & nowhere does it say an oath's power has to be granted by another entity.

Every character has a core, but Paladins chose theirs. Taking an oath is looking at one thing, anything and going this. this is worth it. I will take this into myself and swear never to stray from it and it will inform everything I have been and everything I am now and everything I will become in the future.

Imagine loyalty so extreme it produces its own divinity and tell me that isn't worthy of a story.

[wizard-email]

via @wizardpotions

Once again I bear the burden of the only person who has been right about anything ever

[nicccpicc]

The Law

[aeli-tan-art]

I am not immune to the funny, speed-freak, orange bomber jacket wearing torque-dork

[nothlngthere]

[id, provided by levymcgarden55: a meme with two sides. The first says “WANNABE FAKE GRINDER” with Kim Kitsuragi. Kim has arrows pointing to his clothes, showing their prices which range from 23.99 Reál to 125.99 Reál. The other side of the meme reads “ULTRA-HUSTLER” with Harry Du Bois. The prices on Harry’s clothes all read “stolen.”]

[thegothorc]

my finger scarification looked SO GOOD TODAY. pointer finger needs a touchup that ill likely never do but i love em

[eimmzy]

[pinene]

would you ever be friends with a twink in real life

No their care requirements are beyond what I can provide. Bad twink husbandry costs lives

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

A twink is NOT a cute Easter gift. He is a three month COMMITMENT.

[the-haiku-bot]

A twink is NOT a

cute Easter gift. He is a

three month COMMITMENT.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[thegothorc]

meet Bob.

good news: Bob is getting braver around the vacuum

bad news: Bob is starting to attack the vacuum

[the-books-we-travel]

[bunnynoldo]

[guinevereslancelot]

hot singles with empty blogs in your area won't stop following you! you can't block them fast enough! it's too late! they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. the ground shakes... drums. drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow moves in the dark... we cannot get out. they are coming.

[home-and-having-tea]

Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

[therealharbingerofdevastation]

Do you ever think about how Tolkien’s vision of the greatest evil in the universe was something he referred to as “The Machine” which was his way of talking about accelerated industrialism and mass surveillance and he wrote multiple books where the main villains were a dragon who sits on a huge pile of treasure that he never intends to use but incinerates anyone who comes near it, a man in a giant tower who’s wrecking the environment with his factories, and an evil being who uses what’s essentially a listening device to control the citizens of middle earth. And now Amazon is making a Tolkien show. Do you ever think about that.

[catchymemes]

[thegothorc]

im rewatching all the LOTR and Hobbit movies and half of me desperately wants to read the books but knows i don't have it in me, and the other half is kind of glad of it because apparently the movies didn't do the books justice at all (and i don't really want to be crushed in that way 🥹)